conversation hijacker

One who jumps into a conversation un-invited, often for attention.

George: "Hey, you see the game last night?"
Justin:"Yea, it was-
Kyle:"I LOVE FOOTBALL!"

Kyle is a conversation hijacker.

by Georgey A. March 16, 2008

conversation rapist

1. One who often enters an ongoing conversation or argument, saying nothing of value and often just repeating the stupidest/baseless/meaningless fucking thing they possibly can, usually also as loudly as possible.

2. One whom, after fufilling the first definition, uses the flimsiest god damn segue to steer (rape) the conversation into a totally different subject.
3. One who rapes someone, and attempts to make small-talk during the aforementioned rape.

1.Me: Dude, I'm serious, Chocolate ice cream is the best

Friend: Well, I dunno man...

Conversation Rapist: SERIOUSLY MAN, VANILLA IS WAY BETTER, ONLY CUNTS LIKE CHOCOLATE, VANILLA,VANILLA,VANILLA, FUCK YOU.

2. Conversation Rapist (continues): YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FUCKING GAY AND CUNTY? YOUR WHOLE PERSONALITY!

Me: I'm glad you added that relevant point and smooth transition to the conversation, you fucking rapist.

3. Rapist: (Mid Raping) The weather's pretty nice this time of year. It's refreshing.

Rape Victim: I suppose, but could you please stop raping me?

Rapist: Ehhh, Nope.

by PleaseDon'tRapeMe June 24, 2011

Conversation Whore

A person who you are on a FaceTime call with and is busy texting someone else.

Ashley is being a real Conversation Whore

by Party Wolf August 21, 2018

conversation probation

When someone talks too damn much and needs a conversation timeonut, that person has been put on conversation probation.

Rob: "Shut the fuck up!"
Nick: "What?"
Rob: "Bitch, your on conversation probation for 20 minutes!"

by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009

Conversation Train

A conversation that, unless you were already part of, will not allow other's to join in, as it has already left the conversation station. Created in 2007 at a highschool table used in a fix to exclude Josh from being part of a conversation.

Guy1: So i was like 'yeah sure why not'
Josh: What are you guys talkin about?
Guy2: Conversation train josh, you missed it.
Josh: You know what Benson? You're an ass.

by Colonel_TEE3 February 20, 2009

Conversation bitch

A person who becomes one's bitch during conversation. Usually because they're trying so hard to get in that person's pants that they'll talk about anything.

Third party observer: Please observe as I casually stroll by this conversation bitch.



Girl: So I have this collection of teddy bears at my apartment, and...
Guy: Oh my god, right? That's so cool!

by EditedDownRealTalk February 5, 2009

Conversation Terrorist

A person that "hijacks" a conversation and "crashes it into the ground" by saying something akward, pointless or not pertaining to the topic, thus ruining the mood of the conversation.

Bob and sally are talking about their day. Then Zach jumps into the conversation and ruins it. Thus becomeing a conversation terrorist.

bob: yea my boss made me stay late yesterday and tried to make me stay late again today. i told him if he did i was going to quit.

Sally: Really? my boss tried to do that to me last week but i told him i had a doctors apointment.

Bob: I hate it when they try to do that.

Zach: Will anti burn cream help get rid of these warts i have all over my hands and back?

Bob:........

Sally:.......

Bob: Man.. that was like 9/11 all over again.

by Jose Jose hoseph September 18, 2011