confucking

confucking-{con-fuu-king}- the act of being confused about the lack of fucking, or the lack of good fucking.

The confucking manner of this situation leads me to believe that your boyfriend has daddy problems.

by jsquared589 November 17, 2013

CONFUCK

candy bar.

holy jeez, betty. im sure hankering for a CONFUCK right about now.

by jennyfuck January 16, 2004

Confucked

When your comp gets fucked up by Conficker, the virus.

1: Hey man theres this virus here called Conficker on my comp...
2: Hahahhaha you got confucked!

by Lolzorznager April 1, 2009

Confucked

This is what happens when you are both confused and fucked at the same time.

I went to the Dr. today and he told me I had "Jumping Frenchman Disorder", I was totally confucked.

by humantheory November 7, 2011

Confucked

To conform, but to be forced into the situation.

Society wants you to conform, but you will eventually end up being confucked.

by catfood69 August 18, 2016

Confuck

When two individuals have sexual intercourse at an anime con.

"Hey, are you going to the anime con this weekend?"
"Totally! I'm SO gonna confuck Sarah!"

by livifishu June 21, 2017

confucked

When you are so confused that you feel mental fucked

Man Vanessa that final test got me confucked . The teacher never taught us that

by rere456 May 21, 2018