Confuckered

The feeling of being both confused and f*cked.

• Volunteering for something you have no idea about.
• Getting in trouble and trying to figure out why but you know it can't be something good.

• Realizing today is the due date on a paper you got the first week of the semester and have completely forgotten about until today...etc.

Also, acting confused and claiming you don't know anything when you know you did something wrong and you know your f*cked either way.

• Your girlfriend finds pictures that were "accidentally" sent you you in your phone.

• Your boyfriend finds "really old" messages on your FB from an Ex.

(After volunteering to reprogram your bosses computer a week after starting a new job) "What the hell did I do? I'm so confuckered."

by emilynashea May 23, 2014

CONFUCK

candy bar.

holy jeez, betty. im sure hankering for a CONFUCK right about now.

by jennyfuck January 17, 2004

Confucked

When your comp gets fucked up by Conficker, the virus.

1: Hey man theres this virus here called Conficker on my comp...
2: Hahahhaha you got confucked!

by Lolzorznager April 02, 2009

Confucked

This is what happens when you are both confused and fucked at the same time.

I went to the Dr. today and he told me I had "Jumping Frenchman Disorder", I was totally confucked.

by humantheory November 08, 2011

Confucked

To conform, but to be forced into the situation.

Society wants you to conform, but you will eventually end up being confucked.

by catfood69 March 01, 2016

Confuck

When two individuals have sexual intercourse at an anime con.

"Hey, are you going to the anime con this weekend?"
"Totally! I'm SO gonna confuck Sarah!"

by livifishu June 21, 2017

Confucking

Completely fucked

What a confucking disaster

by Cher and jo November 24, 2019