Cock monkey

a person who is the biggest douche bag ever and wont stop causing shit

you fucking cock monkey

by MokeyMolester69 February 21, 2020

Cock-monkey

1. (insult) Somebody who would rather take a meat injection up the shitter than stand up for himself or others.

2. (insult) Somebody who loves taking cock up the back passage more than anything else on earth.

3. (insult) Generally a bit of a tit.

"Hey there goes that fucking 'cock-monkey' Johnny, Let's douse him in oil and set fire to him!

"I hate Harold, he's such a cock-monkey."

by soulspinner July 15, 2006

Cock-monkey

The person that does work generally of a non-intellectual type.

Window-washing, painting, cleaning of all sorts, demolition via saws, etc.

Why would I do that cock-monkey work? It doesn't pay for shit.

by IHC2007 August 6, 2007

Cock Monkey Bastard

1. term used to express to someone you think they play with themselves more than a cock monkey. (phallocentric)
2.n.person who constantly pisses you off and spends all their spare time wacking it like its going out of style.
You can also use CMB for short.

1. You're a cock monkey bastard!
2. That guy's such a fucken cock monkey bastard. I should beat his ass.

by ClaytonMoore March 12, 2003

Cock Monkey Pro

where you grab ahold of a mans penis at the base with two hands and shake around on it like your life depends on kt

hay i just used the “cock monkey pro” on johnny and he loved it!

by AlaskinPipeliner February 23, 2021

flying cock monkey

some one who bothers you and wont leave you alone.

your foot steps become theres. creepy huh. That person becomes the flying cock monkey..... "look out dorthy, the monkeys will get you!"

by J-chan October 2, 2007

Swagga Like Cock Monkey

An extreme amount of swagger thats full potential is currently not comprehended.

Man Mike, you got Swagga Like Cock Monkey bro!

by Kevin Kowelin May 26, 2011