CMS

Constant Masturbation Syndrome

I couldn't help but masturbate 4 times today, i must have CMS.

by Keith Stoner the magic man November 28, 2010

CMS

(Cunt Masters Squad) A Group of fine young gentlemen that know how to show a girl a good time.

He's in the CMS!!

by CMS Captain March 28, 2009

CMS

stands for Cock Meat Sandwich, its a term used to deter another guy from being gay

If you keep watching me I'm gonna give you a CMS

by DamiBS(DBS) January 7, 2012

CMS

An abbreviation for "castrate myself ," when kms/"kill myself" is socially unacceptable.

"Bro i want to fucking castrate myself, that test was an L"

Person 1: you free?
Person 2: nah
Person 1: cms

by Gooch Spelunker February 15, 2017

Cms

Call me sometime..

Hey yo why don’t you Cms innit ?

by Zulumageba May 3, 2020

CMS

Crazy-Motherfucker-Syndrome

A psychological condition which generally affects emotionally unstable young men.

Bemused Onlooker 1 "Why is that dude in his underpants leaving a decapitated teddy bear on that lady's doorstep?"

Bemused Onlooker 2 "Looks to me like a pretty severe case of CMS"

by Kotkijet October 19, 2009

cms

CMS is an acronym for Communication Management System. The term is used to describe a telephone call accounting or reporting system, ACD, voice mail and conference reporting.

I use a Shadow CMS system for tracking my communication facilities.

by San Singhania October 4, 2006