choom

Alternative spelling of tume, i.e. tumourous: resembling tumours (unwanted, typically cancerous growths of tissue). Used to describe unpleasant/undesirable phenomenon. The words choomah (tumour) and choomourous (tumourous) can also be used to similar effect.

Spelling is associated the Choomah monsters found on Choomah Island, as featured on Australian cartoon comedy series The Big Lez Show.

Ethan: Ever since I slept with those two prostitutes I've been getting huge genital warts on my ballsack.
Andy: That's absolutely choom.
Nick: Bro that's bare choomourous, you should get that checked before Kayo finds out.

by Big Boy 1488 September 24, 2020

choom

having a chooch whilst also stimulating your prostate

"hey ill be right back i gotta go have a choom with my buddies"

"i caught Jim chooming last night, what a weirdo"

"im all worn out from that choom"

by 5nizza April 05, 2021

Choom Gang

Marijuana smoke group.

Me an my Choom Gang gots some good shit last night.

by corndog20 February 28, 2009

choom gang

A gang centered around smoking pakalolo. Popularized by Barack Obama's high school senior yearbook photo.

We go play hoop with the choom gang.

by Cuddly February 14, 2008

Bangy Choom

The sex act of an M&M.

Bangy Choom!
Let's Bang Choom!
MMM

by King Nothing May 03, 2004

Choom

A kiss on the lips, slightly more than a peck, but less than a french kiss.

My girlfriend and I choom all the time.

by TherealChoomer September 11, 2025

Choom

Synonym for bitch or hoe. Can be used for either gender. Usually to address a friend.

That was weak choom. Level the fuck up

by Gentle BongRips June 01, 2023