cataclysm

most people think it’s like for a social event thingy when really it’s when chat noir gets his sexy hand and anything he touches will be destroyed

Chat noirs cataclysm destroys more than thanks.

by halfnoteyeet September 7, 2019

cotaclysmic

a phrase you say when you live in a house

cotaclysmic_armagedd on09/06/2020 I don't care about your feelings

by itsmeblue December 12, 2021

cataclysm

the power chat noir has in miraculous. Stop calling Chat Noir sexy btw it's weird and he's a minor.

Ladybug: I'm going to need you to cataclysm this for the plan to work

by dudedumbdudedume June 9, 2021

catalystic

Someone/something that brings about change easily through quatities of themselves.

Stephany's speech was so catalystic. It really got me thinking.

by Slate.scl July 29, 2016

CATaclysm

The theory that rubbing two cats together will cause an earthquake on the other side of the world. Not to be confused with the popular furry video game, WoW: Cataclysm

If you rub two cats together, crazy stuff happens on the other side of the world (CATaclysm)

by Xtreme2252 April 28, 2011

Cataclysm, Dark Days Ahead

An incredibly massive and cool game, but with somewhat low popularity. It’s an open world pixel RPG, based around the premise of a world ending cataclysm involving zombies, aliens, breaking realities, and government experiments. The game is massive and is consistently updated by a small but focused community. The game is completely free, but is not any sort of website like steam or epic games. This could explain why it’s not very publicly known, as it needs to downloaded off of a few different websites that you’re unlikely to find unless one of your friends play.

You, reading this right now, go look it up. Yeah right now, go look up Cataclysm Dark Days Ahead. It’s free and doesn’t take much space to download, go give it a try. No stop reading, open a new tab and look it up. Now.

“Hey, you hear about that guy that didn’t immediately look up Cataclysm, Dark Days Ahead?”

“Yeah, they found him shot 27 times in his house a few hours ago”

by SnooSeagull September 20, 2022

Cum Cataclysm

The ultimatum of our universe's existence. Sometime, in the next 100 trillion years, when all of the stars have faded out, a great, powerful force will take hold. A tidal wave of semen will wash over all of existence, enveloping it. The universe will be submerged in semen, similar to that of Rapture from the acclaimed game series Bioshock. The new powers of the semen tsunami will reinvigorate the universe, giving the stars a new source of power, Cum Power. This Cum Power will serve as the ultimate driving energy of existence. Planets will rise, with cum-adapted aquatic species.
And it will go on like this, for a googol years. A cycle. A loop. And then the Cum Gods will rise.

"The Cum Cataclysm awaits!" shouted Steph, in public.

Bystanders stopped to look at him.

He awkwardly stood there, holding a cardboard sign above him, with the crudely written words "Cum awaits!" in bold.

by TheArchivist July 27, 2023