catnip

when you cat poo poo in mouth

oi mate my cat catnipped me yesterday
thats gorss

by sodapoppinnn June 18, 2019

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Catnip

Cat's Cannabis, Feline Weed, whatever you wanna call it
A plant from the mint family, it's scientific name is Nepeta cataria.
Makes cats go C R A Y C R A Y, and according to some research, possibly makes them horny(NO I AM NOT INTO BESTIALITY YA LITTLE SHNT), as it does not affect kittens until they reach sexual maturity at 6 months of age.
Cats may vocalize or roll and when it wears off, cats become immune to it's effects for half an hour.
A small percentage of cats do not react to catnip.

Person 1: Dude your cat's acting shitcrazy what the fck happened?
Person 2: The little bastard got into my catnip planters and apparently had it's fill
Person 1: Oh
Person 3: Help, I accidentally ate my Wii playing Mario Kart.
Person 1 and 2: bruh moment

by MinecraftRulesDotCom March 8, 2021

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Catnip

A euphemism for estrogen medication. Used by boymoders to talk about HRT publicly so only those "in-the-know" will understand.

Closet Catgirl: Shoot, I forgot to take my... uh...
Cool Person: ...Catnip?
Closet Catgirl: ...Yeah, lol.

by furrrealsx3 January 16, 2023

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the fucking thing you have to clean up after youre stupid cat fucking had a shit on the garden table

catnip suck for real tho

by naw bludder February 2, 2024

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catnip beard

A man's beard that is so attractive women (or men) cannot control their impulse to touch, stroke, or rub themselves against it, similar to how cats find catnip irresistible.

Foley's got a real catnip beard; whenever I see him I just can't keep my hands off of it!

by figurista June 7, 2014

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