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Catnip
Cat's Cannabis, Feline Weed, whatever you wanna call it
A plant from the mint family, it's scientific name is Nepeta cataria.
Makes cats go C R A Y C R A Y, and according to some research, possibly makes them horny(NO I AM NOT INTO BESTIALITY YA LITTLE SHNT), as it does not affect kittens until they reach sexual maturity at 6 months of age.
Cats may vocalize or roll and when it wears off, cats become immune to it's effects for half an hour.
A small percentage of cats do not react to catnip.
A plant from the mint family, it's scientific name is Nepeta cataria.
Makes cats go C R A Y C R A Y, and according to some research, possibly makes them horny(NO I AM NOT INTO BESTIALITY YA LITTLE SHNT), as it does not affect kittens until they reach sexual maturity at 6 months of age.
Cats may vocalize or roll and when it wears off, cats become immune to it's effects for half an hour.
A small percentage of cats do not react to catnip.
Person 1: Dude your cat's acting shitcrazy what the fck happened?
Person 2: The little bastard got into my catnip planters and apparently had it's fill
Person 1: Oh
Person 3: Help, I accidentally ate my Wii playing Mario Kart.
Person 1 and 2: bruh moment
Person 2: The little bastard got into my catnip planters and apparently had it's fill
Person 1: Oh
Person 3: Help, I accidentally ate my Wii playing Mario Kart.
Person 1 and 2: bruh moment
Catnip by MinecraftRulesDotCom March 8, 2021
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Catnip
A euphemism for estrogen medication. Used by boymoders to talk about HRT publicly so only those "in-the-know" will understand.
Closet Catgirl: Shoot, I forgot to take my... uh...
Cool Person: ...Catnip?
Closet Catgirl: ...Yeah, lol.
Cool Person: ...Catnip?
Closet Catgirl: ...Yeah, lol.
Catnip by furrrealsx3 January 16, 2023
catnip
the fucking thing you have to clean up after youre stupid cat fucking had a shit on the garden table
catnip by naw bludder February 2, 2024
catnip beard
A man's beard that is so attractive women (or men) cannot control their impulse to touch, stroke, or rub themselves against it, similar to how cats find catnip irresistible.
catnip beard by figurista June 7, 2014
catnip faygo
ghandi or someone: hey god what’s your fav creation
god: gotta be catnip faygo famed owner of cavendish and faygo
god: gotta be catnip faygo famed owner of cavendish and faygo
catnip faygo by chthonicGraverobber February 22, 2022
catnip'd
The act of having one's pussy lips, specifically the labia minora, bitten, nibbled and chewed on during cunnilingus.
catnip'd by Pussy's Meow August 31, 2017