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cary, land of the shady. crucial kegs every weekend. bunk ass partys half the time. stoners rollin threw preston. hotboxed as hell. the great mcdonalds of sketch right down the road. cops on every streat. ur boys goin to jail for his chick dies from x. sid up in the cut hittin the shilaylay. carrying a 5 1/2 ft bong threw school that we made in art. preston kids dropin 10 a g on shwigitymids. the gundom hiroginshaft hittin the bowl of opium in the church parkinglot rite next to cary. wile cary has the second highest per capita cops. bacicaly cary is a multi galixy of uppers downers laughers screamers and all shades of shadyness
cary sid+shilday+shards+bakes=oh damn+ i need a ciggarette
cary by bames July 16, 2008
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1. Complete utter stupidity; lacking much, if any, intelligence.

2. Selfish, or, Taiwanese. Same difference.

3. Small penis; schlort.

4. Un-justified narcasism; like those people on American Idol that think they can sing, swear they KNOW they can sing. But, they CAN'T sing. Completely oblivious to reality.
1. Samson pulled a Cary when he chose to use his cell block's fifi without so much as changing the glove. He was even surprised when he started pissin fire two days later.

2. It was very Cary of Tad to ask his "friends" for $100 a ticket, when everyone knew he only paid $80.

3. They're just hating because they don't have schlocks like JNS, they just have a tiny little Cary in between their legs.

4. The owner of KGS is such a Cary, he's a cock sucking little bitch who likes it in the ass. I heard his mom is a whore who passed down her AIDS to him, he said he was HIV positive about it.
Cary by JNSphoLYFE February 5, 2010
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god i wish i didnt live in cary, raleigh is so classy and rich"
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Shortened word for "Carry", a popular term in gaming which refers to someone who lead their team to victory and/or was the most important factor in winning
Noob: Dude, carry has 5 letters...
Cary: Yeah, but cary has 4
Cary by tameflame October 9, 2016
A beautiful young girl who is good at making laughter. Her bright personality will make you smile each day
Dude why am I always so happy around her
She's a carys dude!
Cary by Donttalktomexxx January 12, 2017
A unit of toking. A new method of getting high developed in 2018 by a bunch of kids around a fire. It is performed by an individual where he takes a bong toke and exhales into a medical nasal respiratory pipe worn by the test subject. The first individual Cary, is in some ways a blitzkrieg suicide bomber, as in for every subject that wants a toke, he or she takes the brunt of it. Carys have been known to be found in the wild, but their natural territory is by the swimming pool.
Yo easy up on that shit.. Another Cary and you'll think you're the samsquanch..
Cary by O2sniffa August 25, 2018