Oh I'm starving and there is no food and shelter around here, only people....maybe I can resort to cannibalism eat them and make a house of 1,000 corpses
by Bar'-ry March 11, 2008
The eating of an other human. It is frowned upon by many nations and can cause life long trauma for others who view this act.
by Omew July 17, 2009
starving person: i wish i had somthing to eat
person with blue eyes: uhm, you should try cannibalism
starving person: good idea!
*starving person eats person with blue eyes*
starving person: mmmmmmm
person with blue eyes: uhm, you should try cannibalism
starving person: good idea!
*starving person eats person with blue eyes*
starving person: mmmmmmm
by someonenumbertwo July 11, 2008
by KBR#91Slut May 08, 2023
Someone who is really cool and eats people. People are good... they taste like chicken. Cannibals mostly enjoy feasting on preps and "gangstas" and anyone who doesn't know what Metallica is.
Cannibal: I will eat you.
Prep: OH NO! I'm going to go listen to Avril Lavigne to make me feel better.
Cannibal: Yum, my favorite.
Prep: OH NO! I'm going to go listen to Avril Lavigne to make me feel better.
Cannibal: Yum, my favorite.
by Deathrider March 24, 2006
by ANIMESUPERPERSON April 27, 2010
a cannibal is any creature that devours another of its own kind. yadda yadda yadda! you can joke about this stuff and all, but when your life is affected by something like that, you sort of warn people never to joke about it again, on pain of death!
crazy guy: i got this disgustingly funny picture of a couple of cannibal...
affected guy: what did i tell you? dont say i didnt warn you!
(affected guy then proceds to strangle crazy guy until crazy guy passes out)
affected guy: what did i tell you? dont say i didnt warn you!
(affected guy then proceds to strangle crazy guy until crazy guy passes out)
by 'nuff said April 30, 2004