A sex act where one person defecates on the other's chest and then rubs the excrement on that person's face after mixing it with maple syrup while taxing the everloving shit out of them.
She was so nasty, she asked me for a Canadian History, man! I still can't wash the Quebec smell off of my bedsheets!
by ColbertFan69 February 05, 2010
a common practice of aging American homo-sexuals bored with their sex lives, the group assembles together at least five items related to canada. Popular items are hockey sticks, curling brooms and stones, beaver pelts,canadian bacon, maple syrup, a Stanly Cup replica and other canadian memorabilia. The group then sets up a video camara and each member then takes a date rape type drug and commence in an orgy using the canadian items. The following day the video is replayed for all to view, as they cannot remember what had happened. Hence the name Canadian History
by sycamoron February 05, 2010
previously known as the beaver, and recently brought to light by conservative comic Stephen Colbert from a recent trip with our winter olympic team to Canada;
canadian history is a sexual act performed by two mounties, a civilian with the use of a moose, a stanley cup , maple syrup, and a beaver. In this act a mounty preferably a male is sodomized by a the moose while the other one cuddles on the floor with the stanley cup while performing felacio on the civilian who had already trapped the beaver in his anus. This sexual act is all made possible due to the extent use of maple syrup as a form of lubricant.
canadian history is a sexual act performed by two mounties, a civilian with the use of a moose, a stanley cup , maple syrup, and a beaver. In this act a mounty preferably a male is sodomized by a the moose while the other one cuddles on the floor with the stanley cup while performing felacio on the civilian who had already trapped the beaver in his anus. This sexual act is all made possible due to the extent use of maple syrup as a form of lubricant.
for example: Talk show host stephen colbert recently gained a wide knowledge of "canadian history" from his recent trip up north this winter.
slogans: canada where a moose can get loose!
where mounties would mount you!
and my favorite
canada, where stephen colbert stuck a beaver in his derriere!
slogans: canada where a moose can get loose!
where mounties would mount you!
and my favorite
canada, where stephen colbert stuck a beaver in his derriere!
by negprop February 07, 2010
A nation's history of diversity, struggle, and great success just like in any other country.
Nothing makes this Country's history better or worse then any other country's
It is not a extreme sexual act as suggested by Steven Colbert, on the Colbert Report
Is something most American's dont know anything about (See Rick mercer asks American's)
Nothing makes this Country's history better or worse then any other country's
It is not a extreme sexual act as suggested by Steven Colbert, on the Colbert Report
Is something most American's dont know anything about (See Rick mercer asks American's)
A subject taught in Canadian schools to share Canadian history with Canadian Children.
A subject in which the War of 1812 is shared and is talked about how Canada took over and burnt down the white house.
A subject in which the War of 1812 is shared and is talked about how Canada took over and burnt down the white house.
by Bexstead February 05, 2010
to defecate, freeze the fecal matter and than use it as a sex toy on ones partner during intercourse.
by jackedonu February 05, 2010
A rather obscure and masturbatory sexual act popular in certain regions of rural Canada, in which a man (or woman) fills the Stanley Cup with cocaine and crushed ecstasy pills, snorts it all, and then immediately attempts to insert a pair of moose antlers into as many orifices in his (or her) body as possible, using maple syrup for lubrication.
"Dude, did you see that internet video of Stephen Colbert doing some Canadian History? It was so bloody!"
"I'm so horny, even some Canadian History sounds hot!"
"I'm so horny, even some Canadian History sounds hot!"
by TripGuide February 05, 2010
The historical Canadian sexual position is where the receiver is bobbing for "chocolate apples" in a public restroom while being fucked in the ass, using maple syrup as lube. The giver should be wearing an American flag and facing north.
by Artdickyoulate February 07, 2010