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C.R.A.F.T.

C.R.A.F.T. is an acronym for the phrase "Can't Remember Fucking Thing". It is also the name of one of the worst bands to bless the planet. They take classic Irish tunes and then proceed to make the crapiest shuffle rock you've ever heard. Ironically, you'll never be able to forget the band because, honestly, who can forget three guys shitting in your ear?
Son: Mommy, who is that playing that music?

Mother: Why that's C.R.A.F.T. dear.

Son: When I grow up I also want to be part of the shittiest band ever created.
by DutchRutterlover December 13, 2010
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Yooo L.M.R.Y.F.T.I.C.A.O.Y tonight babe.
Ok anytime babygirl.
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Oh, how I wish in this instant to hug you and sing thousands of songs in your ears at your life, and in your life gift you many roses, it's because you made me fall for you.
Boy: A.C.Q.E.E.I.A.Y.M.C.A.O.C.A.T.V.M.R.R.E.Q.T.M.E <3

Girl: Omg awhh, I love you <3
by urlatinagf September 10, 2021
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This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
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