butthole surfer

One who practices butthole surfing - the act of intravenously injecting an aqueous solution of both LSD and heroin (or another interchangably potent opioid analgesic). The author strongly discourages this kind of behavior, being considerably more risky than IV self-administration of either compound independently, which is saying alot.

The name was of course also adopted by the well known Texan acid-punk band the Butthole Surfers.

An example of this kind of a butthole surfer is totally superfluous by virtue of the self-explanatory nature of the above definition

by Michael Cribabel December 12, 2008

butthole surfer

A surfer who always crashes in on another persons wave. (Especially in Cruz!)

"I waited an hour for that wave but that butthole surfer crashed in on whats mine"

by Josh January 18, 2005

butthole surfer

girls who love backdoor attentions

"shes in love with a butthole surfer..."

by Johnny February 4, 2004

Butthole Surfers

A group of homosexual butt-buddies who formed a punk rock band.

The Butthole Surfers want to know "Who Was In My Room Last Night?" It was probably the guy next door.

by hekifier March 28, 2009

butthole surfer

There are a lot of butthole surfers at Santa Rosa Middle School.

Including....well, we don't have to name them.

by cherrypopscle007 May 3, 2003

Butthole Surfer

A person who is always a jerk or a douche bag and tries to get all the girls but can't.

Hey Jeff , stop being such a butthole surfer.

by TeenBagel January 30, 2016

Butthole Surfer

An act where someone is given many enemas but holds them all in. Once a penis slid completely into the anus they push out all the water.

Man, my penis was really riding her butt wave when we did the butthole surfer last night

by BiPunk72 July 8, 2025