butthole surfer

One who practices butthole surfing - the act of intravenously injecting an aqueous solution of both LSD and heroin (or another interchangably potent opioid analgesic). The author strongly discourages this kind of behavior, being considerably more risky than IV self-administration of either compound independently, which is saying alot.

The name was of course also adopted by the well known Texan acid-punk band the Butthole Surfers.
An example of this kind of a butthole surfer is totally superfluous by virtue of the self-explanatory nature of the above definition
by Michael Cribabel January 26, 2007
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A surfer who always crashes in on another persons wave. (Especially in Cruz!)
"I waited an hour for that wave but that butthole surfer crashed in on whats mine"
by Josh January 18, 2005
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girls who love backdoor attentions
"shes in love with a butthole surfer..."
by Johnny February 04, 2004
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A group of homosexual butt-buddies who formed a punk rock band.
The Butthole Surfers want to know "Who Was In My Room Last Night?" It was probably the guy next door.
by hekifier March 29, 2009
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Including....well, we don't have to name them.
by cherrypopscle007 May 03, 2003
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A person who is always a jerk or a douche bag and tries to get all the girls but can't.
Hey Jeff , stop being such a butthole surfer.
by TeenBagel November 23, 2015
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A Butthole Surfer is that one guy at the beach who always exaggerates about how big the swells were last weekend, even though they were only 4 feet and still proved a challenge for him.
Dude, Dave was being such a Butthole Surfer. He was bluffing about how there were 25 foot swells, but they were only like, 6 feet man.
by taper123 March 14, 2017
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