Butter 'em up

It's when you butter up your special parts.

"Sweety, would you kindly butter 'em up?"

"pls butter me up"

by ydffg May 19, 2016

Up State Butter Churner

You rail the girl like you are churning butter.

Brady gave Marcellus the best sex of her life by doing the Up State Butter Churner

by Mebag October 10, 2016

jacked up on butter

A term used when you eat so much mother fuckin better that you preform a persevere that involves ripping the butter sticks out of your asshole than deepthroughting them until you choke and die

Yo that fag just got jacked up on butter!

by Ppinme69 March 19, 2015

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

batter up

just starting to go out with someone...moved up from bench warmer to batter up...then 1st, 2nd, 3rd etc etc...

hey guess wut? sarah's batter up!!

by *SoFaKiNg* April 19, 2004

Butler up

To ruin a conversation or point by giving your pointless, and worthless 2 cents.

You "Hey ladies, how are you doing this evening? Can I buy you all a drink?"

Your friend who kills your chances at getting any "Hey babes... do you listen to metal?"

You "Way to Butler up this conversation and screw me out of poontang."

by TheCole82 May 29, 2011

Butter Upon Bacon

The 1800's slang 'butter upon bacon' is used to as a similie-style reference of extravagance or something over the top.

“Aye, I think it's a good idea to add the classical music performance to tonight's event, but don't you think making a kangaroo juggle eight toddlers is a little bit butter upon bacon?”

by C L G January 31, 2021