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Buttsucker

A person that hides inside a toilet waiting for a victim, when someone puts his/her butt on the toilet the buttsucker lunges for his/her butt and sucks all the crap out.

You can't leave the toilet seat when your buttsucked, because the power of the buttsuckers sucking is superb.

Uncomfortable... sometimes

Can also mean loser.
Rick waited inside the the Mexican restaurant's bathroom's toilet for a victim to buttsuck. Rick is a buttsucker.
by HEEEHAW December 8, 2012
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Bullfuckery

Bullshit+Fuckery=Bullfuckery
(...in AP Bio class for example)
Teacher: "And so the mitochondria...blah blah blah etc"
Confused student: (smashes face on desk) "Ahhh what is this bullfuckery. It makes no sense >.<"

or something such as...

(rainbow unicorn flies across the sky and eats rainbows and poops butterflies and brings you cookies)
Person: wow...bullfuckery...wtf just happened...win...

or perhaps...
Student A: "oh crap, i forgot to do my homework"
Student B: "way to go"
Student A: "yeah...ill just write down some bullfuckery"
by mufasa4tehwin February 3, 2012
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buttfucker

One who fucks....butts...of course
You would stick your dick in another guys ass and not even have the courtesy to give a reach around! (IE you're a buttfucker)
by Tawnos March 11, 2003
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buttfuckee

One who receives a buttfucking
After heavy drinking and pills Sasha decided to start the train of buttfuckery, and volunteered to be the buttfuckee.
by Chimichimichanga May 7, 2019
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buttfucked

get fucked by the ass, as in penis goes through ass.
I buttfucked that bitch so hard she cried.
by Maggot666 February 17, 2005
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buttfucked

To have taken advantage of someone in either business of personal affairs through deception, deceit or duplicity.

Circa early '70s, US Army
"You didn't get the assignment to Japan that was a part of your enlistment contract? You were buttfucked by your recruiter!"
by buffalo patty April 23, 2005
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holy buttfucker of jesus

1.One who partakes in the sacred act of anal sex with the son of god.
2.Your Mom
3.Mary Magdaline
4.My father (Who art in heaven)
5.Jerry from across the hall
Hey! Judas holy buttfucker of jesus, get back here with my ten dollars.
by Hell Bound February 13, 2005
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