Your such a recto warping butt munching anal lube
by Chris Porter October 22, 2003
I'm such a cock munching butt slut. I love slurping up and down a massive shaft, working his cock with my mouth and hands. My saliva mixes with his precum while I start gagging on his glorious rod of fuckmeat. Once he's had enough with fucking my throat raw and slapping his egg-sized balls against my chin I offer my ass to him, he swiftly plants his dick deep in my ass with little resistance. My saliva lubes up his cock so he starts pounding my ass immediately. I feel so satisfied with his cock in my ass, it feels like the most natural thing in the world. My butt just feels like empty space when it's not stuffed full of big, hard, yummy cockmeat. What would I do without cocks?
Katie: "Wow Sally, you really can take a huge dick. Who knew?"
Sally: "Mmmmfff!!!!" *enthusiastically looks up and nods, the giant cock still stuffing her slutty mouth*
Katie: *snaps pic and adds caption* "Your boyfriend probably isn't going to like you being such a cock munching butt slut. Should I send it to him?"
Sally: *pulls cock out of mouth and slaps her face with it, winking* "I want him to know he'll never compare to such a big cocked stud. Let him have it!" *slides cock into her lubed ass and twerks up and down on that heavenly fuckmeat*
Sally: "Mmmmfff!!!!" *enthusiastically looks up and nods, the giant cock still stuffing her slutty mouth*
Katie: *snaps pic and adds caption* "Your boyfriend probably isn't going to like you being such a cock munching butt slut. Should I send it to him?"
Sally: *pulls cock out of mouth and slaps her face with it, winking* "I want him to know he'll never compare to such a big cocked stud. Let him have it!" *slides cock into her lubed ass and twerks up and down on that heavenly fuckmeat*
by couldntthinkofausername October 17, 2017
A word created by my best friend to describe my ex after he dumped me in front of my entire school because i wouldn't have sex with him for his birthday.
by Little.Miss.Bitch420 April 23, 2010
A person who is just below a retard, but can still function. Also is someone who can manage to hold a job, but screws everything up.
by Cookies0926 April 28, 2016
It's being a munch but instead of giving and getting no pussy, it's with ass.
If your friends give ass and get it eatin up and get none in return he/she is a butt-munch. You nasty.
If your friends give ass and get it eatin up and get none in return he/she is a butt-munch. You nasty.
by cwestn May 12, 2023