that dude on the bus

ok you probly looked this up for 3 resons

1: you a werdo and thinks urban dictonary knows evrything

2: you are extremly bored and want to see what would come up

3: IDK what do you think

look at that dude on the bus

by neoooo April 29, 2019

I'm on the bus

Said in two different environments:

1. When commuting on the bus and one is engaged in a mobile phone conversation, it is used to avoid talking loudly about embarrassing topics in a crowd of eavesdropping fellow commuters.

2. When person A is tired, or doesn't see the logic of why person B has called, this can be said to avoid conversation with person B.

1. A: "Hey what did the doctor say about that lump on your balls?"
B: "I'm on the bus."
A: "Oh aight."

2. A: "Hello?"
B: "Hey, will you be hungry in half an hour?"
A: "Aren't I meeting you in half an hour?"
B: "Yeah, but I want to know how hungry you will be."
A: "I'm on the bus. See you soon."

by Autumnzz August 28, 2008

boy on the bus

the whole reason girls get on busses. i mean, there are MUCH better ways of getting around...

Friend1: omg, why do you even get the bus? it's all smelly and there are really pervy old men on it!
Girl: i know, but there is a boy on the bus. he's really hot.

by james-in-a-box May 2, 2009

wheels on the bus

The sexual maneuver in which the handle of a pot-lid is inserted into the anus of one partner while the other partner "drives" the pot-lid as if he/she were the steering wheel of a bus.

I've been waiting for wheels on the bus all day!

by MikeyCons November 8, 2010

on the bus

On a multiple day psychedelic bender. Usually happens at music festivals and hippie gatherings.

A: Hey man, you didn't get on the bus yet, did you? We still need to get our tent up.

B: *giggles*

by NotBieber October 1, 2010

ON DA BUS

1. to acknowledge that you agree with someone

2. to appreciate someone

Yancy: Did you see Brent with that girl the other day?
Kevin: Na. Sure didn't.
Yancy: Well...that dude on da bus!

Carl hit his first homerun, he on da bus now.

by claybourn January 11, 2008

Lads on a bus

A group of absolute mad lads and roadmen who constantly want to beat the shit out of everything. They tend to act like they own the bus and love to talk about shagging. They are not the type of people you would want to mess with.

Person 1: Wow, those scary people look like they own the bus!

Person 2: Yeah, they're Lads on a bus.

by Mad Laddo December 19, 2019