ass burgers

A cheap Mexican insult to people of higher intelligence. Strawberry picking spics coined this term, after being the victims of repetitive rape-both mentally and physically.

Greg: Dude, you got a 15 on your ACT, I got a 36.

Shelifer: Oh yeah!!? Well you have ass burgers!!!

Greg, Adam, Anthony: Wait did you just say ass burgers??!!
*laughter*

by roscooooe March 31, 2011

Ass Burgers

When a women's ass looks really tasty.

Bill: "Mmmm She has Dem Ass burgers.
Jack: "I know right, I would really like a piece of Dat Ass."

by TrollBananaMan123 May 21, 2017

ass burger

riding your scooter on your ass while waving your legs in the air!

dude#1: Dude! i just totally did a freakin sweet ass burger
dude#2 knarly biach!!!111

by sweet dood!!!1111 January 10, 2009

Ass Burger

When someone eats food and it is not fully digested! This is then shat out and gets stuck in the hair of the ass, leaving dingle berries once it hardens! The ass is then eaten out and this is an ass burger!

Dude this chick totally ate my ass burger!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Ass Burger

When you're in the middle of taking a shit on the toilet and can't get it all the way out, you're ass cheeks are the "buns", and the middle is the "meat". That makes an Ass Burger.

Mom: I need to shower! Hurry up!
Son: No, you can't come in here Mom, I have Ass Burger Syndrome!!

by nmajor89 September 24, 2016

Ass-burgers snackdrome

A large butt from too many burger snacks.

Willie's butt is suffering from ass-burgers snackdrome!

by I, Wreckerrr December 8, 2020

Ass-burgers Syndrome

This is when a retarded person eats nothing but McDonalds which results in severe constipation as the partially digested burgers get stuck in the ass.

"James is autistic which has contributed to his ass-burgers syndrome. The local McDonalds has been instructed by the authorities to serve James no more than five burgers a day so as not to exacerbate his ass-burgers syndrome."

by Yarling Warbler December 29, 2011