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Ass Burger

When someone eats food and it is not fully digested! This is then shat out and gets stuck in the hair of the ass, leaving dingle berries once it hardens! The ass is then eaten out and this is an ass burger!
Dude this chick totally ate my ass burger!
by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009
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Ass Burger

When you're in the middle of taking a shit on the toilet and can't get it all the way out, you're ass cheeks are the "buns", and the middle is the "meat". That makes an Ass Burger.
Mom: I need to shower! Hurry up!
Son: No, you can't come in here Mom, I have Ass Burger Syndrome!!
by nmajor89 September 24, 2016
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Burger King Ass Bitch

A clown whose best job will be manager of their local Burger King because they think they’re gonna blow up and don’t worry about school.
“I’m fr up next, I’m finna go places.” “Look at yo grades you Burger King Ass Bitch.”
by MyTimbs June 25, 2019
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Ass burger

When you squeeze both buttcheeks and eat out a butthole like a burger

It can also be used as an insult
I could go for a good ass burger right now

Wow look at this ass burger
by Inner clockwork October 12, 2019
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Albuquerque Ass Burger

The art of shoving ground beef inside of an autistic persons anus, slurping it out, and then spitting it onto 2 sandwich buns then consuming it.
Me and my homies all jumped this autistic kid, then proceeded to give him an Albuquerque Ass Burger.
by FelchForLife84 April 23, 2022
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chesse burger eating fat ass

a fat tub of lard that wherres the same sweater all year...dirty yet disgusting has no sense in his head and never stops eating or talking about food
look at that dustin kid he is a chesse burger eating fat ass
by xo-b*t*h December 15, 2010
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Bigger than burger king looking ass bitch

A ugly ass fat bitch who thinks shes the shit but shes not self diagnosis and is a fat bitch who causes earthquakes when she walks and thought it would be a good idea to shave her head with her round ass looking self looking like an egg shes so ugly that mirrors brake when she's even near then she looks so horrific that when she gos near any kid they have a meltdown and the elders die of a heart attack.
korrigan reed is a bigger than burger king looking ass bitch.
by F u kori January 4, 2024
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