A cheap Mexican insult to people of higher intelligence. Strawberry picking spics coined this term, after being the victims of repetitive rape-both mentally and physically.
Greg: Dude, you got a 15 on your ACT, I got a 36.
Shelifer: Oh yeah!!? Well you have ass burgers!!!
Greg, Adam, Anthony: Wait did you just say ass burgers??!!
*laughter*
Shelifer: Oh yeah!!? Well you have ass burgers!!!
Greg, Adam, Anthony: Wait did you just say ass burgers??!!
*laughter*
by roscooooe March 15, 2011
by TrollBananaMan123 May 21, 2017
by sweet dood!!!1111 January 22, 2008
When someone eats food and it is not fully digested! This is then shat out and gets stuck in the hair of the ass, leaving dingle berries once it hardens! The ass is then eaten out and this is an ass burger!
by LMFMC FUCKER June 09, 2009
When you're in the middle of taking a shit on the toilet and can't get it all the way out, you're ass cheeks are the "buns", and the middle is the "meat". That makes an Ass Burger.
by nmajor89 February 06, 2016
by I, Wreckerrr December 08, 2020
This is when a retarded person eats nothing but McDonalds which results in severe constipation as the partially digested burgers get stuck in the ass.
"James is autistic which has contributed to his ass-burgers syndrome. The local McDonalds has been instructed by the authorities to serve James no more than five burgers a day so as not to exacerbate his ass-burgers syndrome."
by Yarling Warbler December 27, 2011