1. (v)to intervene when others are doing a good job and thru your actions result in the job being done exceptionally poor.
2. (v)to completely miss the point and result in failure.
3. (v)to, in a professional setting, take twice the time, twice the money and twice the resources to do a job half as good as a novice's first attempt.
4. (v)to blunder with extreme ignorance.
5. (v)to fail, but claim victory.
6. (v)to walk away from or abandon adversity.
7. (v) to fail, be given an opportunity to correct failure, then try to merely achieve original failure.
1. I was trying to tighten the bolts with a ratchet and the boss placed his hand over mine to use the ratchet. Literally holding my hand. When we added coolant it went everywhere. He totally burched it.
2. "I wiped my jacket as clean as I could manage and said, 'You burched it. I didn't literally want the shit to hit the fan."
3. I knew he'd burched it when he hired two zoo keepers and bought 3 monkeys just to open that banana.
4. Scott: Girls aren't as good at anything as boys.
Joe: That's a pretty burched opinion.
5. The boat had capsized, but an air pocket kept it afloat. When he told the passengers, "At least it's still afloat," they all knew he had burched it.
6. Blair: where is he going?
Jim: He's leaving. He couldn't add 7 to 35.
Blair. So he just burched it?
7. He landed in the pond and we gave him a mulligan. He burched it. He's in the pond again.
by captainchez April 1, 2015
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To screw something up. Also can be used in place of any unnamed male homosexual activity.
"Who burched this cable installation?"

"He was burching his boyfriend last night."
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The famous double T LOGO a ballet shoes is Tory Burch's most famous products. It appearance is in the United States show "Gossip Girl". Founded in February 2004, so far, the Tory Burch products in the U.S. has, Europe, and Asia home independent boutiques, 50 stores toryburch websites, and global selection of the more than 500 stores and stores sold them.
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a girl who is obsessed with mustaches, curly hair, the Aryan race, English accents, football, and gay porn.
Ohhhhh guurrrrl. Thats Brittany Burch!
by Le_Mustache February 10, 2011
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A term most often used to indicate strong disappointment in a person, but lacking surprise. Encompasses a broad range of definitions including, but not limited to: leaving too early; making vague plans on a grand scale without any follow through; insisting they will call back and subsequently “forgetting”; building up going out at night then not drinking or smiling or talking; convincing someone else to travel long distances for a visit under false pretenses only to later leave said person with groups of people they do not know. Term may also be used to specify regularly arriving late everywhere, at all times.

May also be seen in the forms; burching out, burch out, burched out.
You are going to be six hours late to pick me up at the airport? Way to burch out again.

She totally burched out on that whole going to San Diego for Thanksgiving thing.
by subduedexcitement24 February 9, 2010
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Asshole of a teacher that gives homeroom seating for no apparent reason. Also known as Ms Bitch
Person 1:Did you hear Ms. Burch flipped her shit today?
Person 2: yeah. There's a reason why she's Ms Bitch
by MsBurchIsAnAsshole February 23, 2017
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the kindest human ever. anybody would be lucky to even know him. he knows how to make you happy. he’s the most perfect boy. when he says that he loves you, he means it. he would risk his life to save yours. braeden burch is an amazing human.
girl 1: who are you dating
bri: braeden burch!
by brizika July 19, 2018
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