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Bunked

"Bunked": When one attempts a joke but it fails to recieve laughs or trigger the humor of surrounding attendants
''Yeah you just got bunked mate''

''Mega bunked there pal..''
by DJ Rhyme-Zee June 18, 2008
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bunkbedded

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse between a male and a female in which the female assumes a doggy-style position and the male with every other stroke swiches between the vagina and the butthole
I had Sarah weeping last night when I started to bunkbedded her
by pussywipedbunkbed February 18, 2018
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human bunk bed

The act of forming a bunk bed with warm bodies. Usually involving 3 individuals but can be created with 2 very crafty individuals. Represented with the 699 symbol.

Ideally this formation involves 3 women or a man and 2 women. However, it will still be deemed a human bunk bed with 2 men and 1 woman and technically a human bunk bed with 3 men.

There is no ideal locale for this formation to take place. However light is preferred since the first human bunk bed was created in the absence of light.
"Hey baby, you ever make a human bunk bed before? No? Well its easy. Go grab your girlfriend and get on. But first, I've got to work on my glamour muscles."
by humanbunkbed May 10, 2010
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hillsdale bunk bed

When 2 persons have to defecate so badly and there’s only 1 bathroom available. The smaller person sits on the others legs on the John.
My friend and I realized we had a huge problem after Taco Bell. So we found our best solution was to make a Hillsdale bunk bed.
by Sweaty cat February 12, 2023
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Bunk Bed

When you go into a QDOBA bathroom and the toilet is broken and full of someone else's poop. You have to poop really bad, so you poop on top of someone else's poop and toilet paper; with no choice but to leave the whole mess for some poor employee.
The other day I went to QDOBA and had to pull a bunk bed. Those pork tacos almost make me shit my pants every time.
by ShitProblems February 6, 2012
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bunked

a. Straight up whack.
b. Bad, beat.
c. FUBAR
The chick the drama guy hooked up with last night was so bunked, I wanted to puke
by John K. Pardee September 24, 2007
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Bunkbedcoffin

Bunkbedcoffin is a tiktoker/youtuber and he sings. He is really nice and he has spotify he is really nice
I like bunkbedcoffins music he is so good and swaggy
by Spongebob4177 June 26, 2021
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