Bumper Sticker Mentality

An inability to examine an issue in depth. An inability to get beyond the basic thought, which sticks in their head like a mantra, closing off all other avenues of consideration.

Due to Larry's bumper sticker mentality, he was unable to understand the nuances of an issue beyond a basic premise, as in "guns don't kill people, people kill people." He lacked the ability to think beyond the bumper sticker.

by The Polish Grammarian December 11, 2015

bumper sticker guru

someone who has witty and funny bumper stickers

Did you see Mary's bumper stickers? Yeah, she must be
a bumper sticker guru.

by vistaman May 3, 2008

Bumper Sticker

The word/s on the butt of a girl's booty shorts and sweats. Words range from Pink, Bootylicious, and Sexy.

John: Look at that chick's Bumper Sticker. She is pretty "Bootylicious".

Me: Mmmhhmm...

by Whizzurd48 September 2, 2010

Bumper Sticker

A person gives a hickey on the other persons ass

ya this guy gave me a "bumper sticker" at James last night

by madjunkie March 16, 2017

Mexican Bumper Sticker

As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and ejaculates on his partners ass. He then proceeds to stick a tortilla to her ass using his man glue.

All the bitches love the Mexican Bumper Sticker.

by Buck Fiesta June 6, 2011

Bumpersticky

Something worthy of a bumpersticker, or more usually, not worthy.

Who decided that 'Smart as a horse, and hung like Einstein!' was bumpersticky?

by TattMan July 29, 2010

bumper sticker

A small free speech zone that can be placed on the back of a car. All varieties of crude and rude attitudes can be displayed on a bumper sticker. While some supposed funny quotes are placed on some, most immediately lose their hilarity due to repeated use.

Bumper Stickers can also be used to attempt to change tailgaters opinions.

I sure hope my Jesus loves you bumper sticker converts that guy in the volvo!

by 6:47 AM December 28, 2005