Water buffalo

A woman with a bad haircut that is parted in the center with wings of hair sticking up on the sides.

Look at that awful haircut, she looks like a water buffalo.

by Clare Schmare September 12, 2011

Water Buffalo

A really fat ugly girl that one of your friends is dating and you don't want to refer to their girlfriend as a human.

Dude I think Joe is with water buffalo again.

by K Dub Sacs October 2, 2007

water buffalo

another word for orgasm

Kimothy had 8 water buffalos last night

by Kimothy November 30, 2004

water buffalo

secretive word with girls that means basically a fuckboy. a good for nothing bc he gets with every single female he can that comes his way.

"oh my goshhh here comes the biggest water buffalo ever" girl 1
"yessss he gets with every girl " girl 2

by perolike May 18, 2016

water buffalo

A sexual poaition where one locks his/her arms under arm pits, then brings them(arms) up and clasps his/her hands behind his/her neck. Generally, the receiver is bent over in a standing doggy style fashion.

dude, I totally water buffaloed Maggie last night, almost broke her back.

by Scotty Doosh April 6, 2007

water buffalo

Inept computer user, inexperienced computer user

that water buffalo hits cntrl alt del to start their computer

by ant September 14, 2004

rampaging water buffaloes

A phrase used to replace profanity.
A phrase used to describe an out of control situation.
A phrase used to describe the aftermath of an out-of-control situation.

What in the rampaging water buffaloes happened in this house while I was gone?

by Soskie November 19, 2019