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A description of the situation when one accidentally impregnates the daughter/family member of someone politically known/vaguely important e.g. the story of the original Bristol Palin.
Usually results in said male being forced into a 'happy marriage' with the victim of Bristol-Palinism to save face, since so many politicians oppose abortion.
Usually results in said male being forced into a 'happy marriage' with the victim of Bristol-Palinism to save face, since so many politicians oppose abortion.
Generic male 1: "Dude I was totally boning President Obama's niece last week and now she rings telling me she's preggers."
Generic male 2: "Oh shiiiiiit you're screwed! Why the fuck did you go and Bristol Palin that bitch?"
Generic male 1: "Dunno but have a good life."
Generic male 2: "Oh shiiiiiit you're screwed! Why the fuck did you go and Bristol Palin that bitch?"
Generic male 1: "Dunno but have a good life."
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Get the bristol cities mug.The daughter of Republican VP Nominee Sarah Palin. She's a big neo-Nazi strumpet who's blatant unprotected vaginal corndoggery undermines her mother's fascist agenda for moral order.
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Get the Bristol Palin mug.Bristolville is a small township in Ohio. Home of Ohio's oldest Civil War monument, there are many buildings that used to be something 100 years ago, but now create a "ghost town" affect.
There is one traffic light and the only restaurant burned years ago, but you can still find overpriced gas at the convenient store that no one really knows the name of as it closes and reopens under a new name every few years so parents and children have their disagreements.
It's a good place to raise straight white kids who play basket as the k-12 high school does not have football and all athletic potiental and money must be channeled into free throws. Not that anyone's complaining.
There are corn fields and the amish are slowly moving it.
There is one traffic light and the only restaurant burned years ago, but you can still find overpriced gas at the convenient store that no one really knows the name of as it closes and reopens under a new name every few years so parents and children have their disagreements.
It's a good place to raise straight white kids who play basket as the k-12 high school does not have football and all athletic potiental and money must be channeled into free throws. Not that anyone's complaining.
There are corn fields and the amish are slowly moving it.
Person A: Yeah, I graduated with like 48 people.
Person B: What?!? Where are you from?
Person A: Bristolville.
Person B: What?!? Where are you from?
Person A: Bristolville.
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