buniss

A butt. It has two cheeks and a crack. It’s simply a butt. Nothing more, nothing less.

Sasha: “Apparently Sarah fell on her back and is now having to ice her buniss.

by NoobDood1576 January 7, 2021

New Brunswick

A filthy, disgusting, or morally corrupt place.

The "cesspool" of Canada.

New Brunswick is a horrible place to live. The people here are a scab on the backside of Canada.

by Bill Green December 14, 2007

Mystery bruises

The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.

Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.

by Sophie N. February 15, 2008

Brutis

The most kick ass dog in the whole world.

Dude, you wish your dog was like Brutis!

by kaymohoe February 8, 2010

Morning Bruises

Bruises you wake up with on your legs from walking into things drunk the night before.

*Guy 1* Man my legs hurt for some reason.
*guy 2* Oh you have Morning Bruises

by MAXXX13 November 15, 2007

Brushing Brunswicks

The act of accidentally rubbing your breasts (if a woman) or your shaft and balls (if a man) up against someone when trying to get past them in a crowded area.

1. Brooke just got done brushing brunswicks with half the people in line at the snow cone machines!

2. Bryan: this totally hot, busty woman just got done brushing brunswicks with me

Richard: niiiiiiceeee

by Jules Smooter February 19, 2010

cruisin for a bruisin

Refers to an individual who is on the path to physical harm, often leading to bruising. Often times this individual may have no idea that harm is imminent. The harm is usually initiated by the future vicitm of that harm, and is often deserved. Feelings of extreme gratification can be felt for the individual inflicting the bruising.

My little brother stole my yankee cap twice yesterday. I told him that he was cruisin for a bruisin. Today he stole it again and I fed it to him. He's still crying but man did it feel good.

by Izzy1979 August 24, 2006