The brown-nose or act of brown-nosing is also when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.
For added 'flavor', the person initiating the act may choose not to wipe after their last bowel movement at which point the act of ''brown-nosing'' can be referred to as the Mexican alarm clock or Sanchez's wakeup call.
For added 'flavor', the person initiating the act may choose not to wipe after their last bowel movement at which point the act of ''brown-nosing'' can be referred to as the Mexican alarm clock or Sanchez's wakeup call.
1.) Hey lets brown-nose tony
2.) Last night we woke Ryan up with a Mexican Alarm Clock, he was none too pleased!
3.) When Sanchez calls, you have no choice but to answer!
2.) Last night we woke Ryan up with a Mexican Alarm Clock, he was none too pleased!
3.) When Sanchez calls, you have no choice but to answer!
by Thoughtstipated November 11, 2006
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by Evan Met April 30, 2006
to open your ass cheeks and go up to someone (passed out, sleeping, or if your homosexual or something, or you like it) and put ur asshole on their nose leaving marks of your shit hence called a brown nose.
dude jake passed out at the party last night and someone brown nosed him.
bitch stfu or ima brown nose your ass.
hold em down! hold em down! BROWN NOSE EM!!!
bitch stfu or ima brown nose your ass.
hold em down! hold em down! BROWN NOSE EM!!!
by Mr.shi October 03, 2007