BrOface

BrOface, The face a Bro makes just before he ejaculates or while he’s gooning out. His mouth is in the OHHH formation, eyes rolling back in his head and fist flying furiously as he masturbates his Penis.

Joe: I love watching Tony’s BrOFace when he’s gooning out.

Mark: When did you watch Tony Goon out?

Joe: a couple of days ago, he was going to town on himself on Chaturbate. You gotta check him out... El_Pajero_

Mark: I will! I wanna see his BrOFace! I bet he looks pretty Stoopid!

by Antonio El Pajero April 8, 2019

Broach

Broach is basically slang for roach but the roach is a homie so we cannot hurt him.

Jarred: yo wth you got a roach on your wall

Jonathan: don’t worry that’s just the broach.

by Sean Jean April 7, 2019

broscience

Word of mouth knowledge passed off as fact, primarily among bodybuilders + weightlifters. Generally spouted most by guys who have used loads of steroids and are huge, have no idea what is happening to their bodies and then share that same cluelessness with others who make the false assumption that their experience means that they have knowledge.

Watch who you listen to. Seriously. They are everywhere, sharing their knowledge - B5150.

"I never had any hairloss when I pinned the testosterone in my butt cheeks, but when I tried pinning in my bicep, I went bald" is some broscience you could find in a forum, or a gym

by EasyEJL February 22, 2008

broscience

The uninformed opinion of "meatheads" or "jocks" on topics relating to health, strength, or athletic development.

Jock: "Dude, your body only absorbs 20 grams of protein at a time and you can't train a body part more than once a week."

Informed response: "That's broscience, bro. Your stomach and liver can handle a large sirloin with more than 20 grams of protein just fine. and if you think you can train a body part only once a week, then why do you masturbate every day?"

by StrengthandHealth January 26, 2010

Brosatru

Alleged followers of the Norse faith that scream about going to Valhalla and think they're vikings and are loud and obnoxious about it and have probably only ever just watch the show Vikings

"Bro, BRO! When I die im going to Valhalla and im gunna fight beside Thor everyday!Til Valhalla!!!"

Ugh who invited the brosatru's

by HeathenHijinks January 24, 2021

Brocacho

Term to describe a bro who you are close friends with.

Man: what's going on Brocacho?
Friend: Not much. What about you?

by Bennetth June 7, 2016

broface

The act of two bro's headbutting eachother as a way of connecting with eachother on a more intense level than mere brofisting.

'Dude I just banged your mom' "Fuck yeah! Broface!"

by broseidon of the brocean June 15, 2011