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Bronsexual 

1. A Bronsexual is a LeBron fan that goes way to far with it, 96% of Bronsexuals think LeBron James is the greatest of all time. Some Bronsexuals have Michael Jordan and Kareem outside of the top 3 all time spot.

2. Most if not 98% of Bronsexuals are delusional and don't give facts to support there claims of how LeBron James is the greatest of all time, or even top 5 all time.

3. Bronsexuals love LeBron James and will do anything to protect there king.

4. Barry is one of the biggest Bronsexuals

5. Made by @Le0verated on twitter
Another Bronsexual on the TL.
That Bronsexual is like the rest, a delusional one.
Bronsexual by Le0verated May 14, 2020
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boobsexual 

someone obsessed with boobs

or, a girl who is straight but likes touching other girls' boobs.
sarah: hi, i'm sarah!
mike: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

sarah: hi, i'm sarah!
michelle: your boobs are awesome! can i squeeze them? i'm boobsexual!
boobsexual by mcballer5 March 5, 2009

bi-bronsexual 

A person who dick rides lebron when winning. A delusional person who thinks lebron is the G.O.A.T but also trashes him when he loses and becomes a curry or kd fan. They are toxic and sends death treaths to lebrons teammate. They are considered two faced. This is a love him and hate him which is bi meaning two or opposite
Yo Lebron is a bum, Jimmy's better than him
Aint you was riding him game 4 now he's a bum you're a bi-bronsexual
bi-bronsexual by Homelessgun October 11, 2020

Bromosexual 

A male who is straight, but isn't afraid to show love for his bros.
"Man, that kid is so gay."
"He's not gay, he's just a bromosexual."

blomosexual 

A man who is heterosexual, except when under the influence of cocaine. Then and only then he will engage in sex acts with other men. Sometimes these are relationships of convenience, as when yayo-induced hypersexuality overrides propriety. Or when two (or more) horny cokeheads are too paranoid to leave the motel room, and subsequently turn to each other. Other times, it is a form of prostitution, as when a crackhead is so desperate to suck the glass dick, he will suck yours if need be. These distinctions become blurry over time. However, a true gold-star blomosexual indulges purely for the love of a tingly tongue and another man's loose hairy sphincter. The morning sun brings merciful amnesia, blotting out all memory of the night before.
Pam: "Raymond did coke last night, and they caught him sucking some guy off in the men's room."
Sharon: "I didn't know that Raymond was gay."
Pam: "Not gay -- just blomosexual. And now he has herpes."
blomosexual by Robin Sham January 11, 2009

bromosexual 

o boy who is heterosexual, but is ok with hugging other guys, or having bromances
girl: why are you guys hugging? are you gay?
guy: nah we're just bromosexual

Bromosexual 

Man who has a friendship bordering on HOMOsexual with their best buddy.
Jill: "Hey babe, where you goin?"

Russ: "Up to work to see Zach, haven't seen him in like a week and I miss him"

Jill: "Dude, that's bromosexual."
Bromosexual by Blitzkrieg Betti November 11, 2011