Brotection

Protection from your bros when bitches be hatin'

"Hey, my ex's parents are here, you think you guys could give me some brotection if they come hate on me?"

by c-dome April 27, 2009

Brotection

A bro's method of not getting his slampiece pregnant. Not a condom, brotection is pulling out.

Dan: Hey Spence, you gonna slam that brah using protection? You know, like a modnoc or something?

Spencer: That ain't me. I just use brotection. It's safer.

Dan: I heard condoms are safer than pulling out.

Spencer: Questionable.

by Emasdiez November 20, 2009

brainection

when two people simultaneously think of the same thing and it is said by either one of them , the other one can point out the fact that he/she was thinking of the same thing, therefore a brainection has been obtained.

joe - dude we should totally ditch the function and smoke up.
brian- dude ! i was thinking of the same thing!
joe - haha brainection bro!

by whoyourmomwaswithlastnight;) December 25, 2010

brorection

A non homosexual erection one has for a bro.

Dude, i have a major brorection for you.

by nibshax August 19, 2013

Brotection

Warning your Bro to protect them. Also can as detecting something fishy.

“ Hey dude, I feel like something is wrong with your gf. I’d watch out if I were you.”
“Hey man, thanks for the Brotection skills.”

by Just like Joe mama December 26, 2019