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BronSexual

Oh, bob is such a bronsexual.
by anonymous January 17, 2021
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Closet Bronsexual

An annoying NBA fanboy who secretly loves LeBron James but appears to be a LeBron hater for everyone else on the internet. They're Bronsexuals with retarded midset. Closet Bronsexuals are actively spouting non-sense LeBron stats or any LBJ career lows (from his rookie year up to his 8 point game) in any non-LBJ related topics. These fanboys literally fooled many NBA fans thinking that all LeBron Haters (LBJ fanboys who pretends to be LBJ Haters) are dumb
Notable Closet Bronsexuals

- Henry Rivera (active Closet Bronsexual)

- Jack Horford (Draymond Green dickrider from 2016-2018)

- AJ Walkin (2012-2018)

- Justin Miller (2017-201?)
by Unicornication June 24, 2019
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boobiesexual

Tongue-in-cheek term used to refer to women who identify primarily as straight but who enjoy touching and fondling women's breasts with no particular interest in genital sexual contact. The fondling may or may not be sexual in nature, depending on the individual. The term was coined by blogger and podcaster minx in a 2005 blog entry at cunningminx.livejournal.com and first appeared in print in the February 2006 Penthouse Forum article by Rachel Kramer Bussel entitled, "XXX Podcasts: the Future of Porn?"
She's not bisexual, just boobiesexual.
by Woodrant April 13, 2006
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Bronsexual

A bandwagonging fan of Lebron James who can tell u the dumbest thing about basketball just to show a super defensive demeanor for Lebron.
The Philippines, Belgium and the Netherlands are home to a huge numbers of Bronsexuals accumulating as high as 94 percent. Calling Lebron "King" is also one of the ways Bronsexuals do to promote Lebron's legacy.
Notable bronsexuals:
SHANNON SHARPE

RYAN HOLLINS (Former NBA player)
KENDRICK PERKINS (Former NBA player)
TRAE YOUNG (Atlanta Hawks Guard)
KEVIN DE BRUYNE (Manchester City Midfielder)
RIHANNA
SKIP BAYLESS is a Closet Bronsexual
by Thomas Meunier November 21, 2020
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Bronnysexual

Having an attraction to Bronny James.
“Hey, would you like to go out on a date?”
No sorry, I’m bronnysexual.”
by Bronny’s Wifey May 16, 2022
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Bronsexual

Bronsexual is a term used to describe someone who loves and defend LeBron James more than life.

A Bronsexual is NOT a fan of any particular team other than Team Bron.

A Bronsexual does not have the ability to go back and forth with an intelligent basketball discussion.

A Bronsexual is quick to resort to bragging about off the court accomplishments in a very sad attempt to claim that their guy is the goat.

When a Bronsexual runs out of ammunition to argue with they will resort to their safe word by simply saying "YOU A HATER".

A Bronsexual can't help themselves to the point where they feel that they have to defend his honor and his legacy each and every time they see a post that does not glorify LeBron James
Shannon Sharpe is the biggest Bronsexual of them all because he almost got into a fight with LeBron's opposing team during the game trying to defend his King.
by LeBron Blames February 18, 2023
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Bowiesexual

An uncommon paraphilia characterized by experiencing intense sexual feelings when exposed to anything related to David Bowie such as audio recordings and still or moving images. The term was first coined by noted humanist, Dr. Tash, in 2023.
She's a Bowiesexual, so all I have to do is put on his greatest hits and disrobe.
by Ballsy1 May 26, 2023
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