A group of 3 or more Ass holes who think they are bros. Do everything just to be cool, and are fucking pricks to girls, yet people like them.
Broskie 1: Lets rage boii
Broskie 2: Fuck yeah! But first lets tell that girl shes a whore so she'll suck us.
Broskie 1 & 3: Yee!
Broskie 2: Fuck yeah! But first lets tell that girl shes a whore so she'll suck us.
Broskie 1 & 3: Yee!
by SeanCallow December 20, 2010
Get the Broskie mug.Someone who has seven girlfriends and counting, a.k.a. Big Poppa/ Big P. and is a HUGE fan of motivational posters. A guy who does completely random stuff that is completely hilarious!
Woah, that broskie has another girlfriend today!
Did you that broskies picture? Which one? Oh, the banana hamock one.
Did you that broskies picture? Which one? Oh, the banana hamock one.
by asaigh August 21, 2010
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by Eric New Stream May 2, 2007
Get the boomskies mug.The female version of Broski, so all the cool female-skis can join the males and non-binaries in being totally bro-tastic. Here's the new and improved Broski and Broskiette bible; the bro-ble!
THE BROSKI CREED!
As Broskis and Broskiettes, we pledge our allegiance to one another. Through the brightest days and the darkest nights, we shall walk together. In sickness and in health, we shall party hard. All Broskis and Broskiettes are made equal and shall be treated as such.
This is the code of the Broskis.
THE LAWS!
1. No Broski shall be denied broskiship under any circumstances including race, gender, sexuality, or religion. Those being persecuted of discrimination shall be faced with permanent removal from the Broski community.
5. The only time when wearing girl's clothing is acceptable is... ALWAYS! Here at broski, we combat our toxic masculinity by respecting women and working to feel secure in our gender identity.
6. A Broski should never hook up with another Broski's s/o. If the accused Broski is found out, then the accusing Broski has the right to call him into the ring for 10 rounds of hacky-sack.
11. Broskis may not shame anyone of any gender for crying or expressing their feelings. Here at Broski, we support each other. If a Broski is upset, it falls upon all other broskis to make them feel better.
21. Broski's DO NOT say "legit". Any broski who is caught saying "legit" will face indefinite suspension.
22. Snitches get stitches.
THE BROSKI CREED!
As Broskis and Broskiettes, we pledge our allegiance to one another. Through the brightest days and the darkest nights, we shall walk together. In sickness and in health, we shall party hard. All Broskis and Broskiettes are made equal and shall be treated as such.
This is the code of the Broskis.
THE LAWS!
1. No Broski shall be denied broskiship under any circumstances including race, gender, sexuality, or religion. Those being persecuted of discrimination shall be faced with permanent removal from the Broski community.
5. The only time when wearing girl's clothing is acceptable is... ALWAYS! Here at broski, we combat our toxic masculinity by respecting women and working to feel secure in our gender identity.
6. A Broski should never hook up with another Broski's s/o. If the accused Broski is found out, then the accusing Broski has the right to call him into the ring for 10 rounds of hacky-sack.
11. Broskis may not shame anyone of any gender for crying or expressing their feelings. Here at Broski, we support each other. If a Broski is upset, it falls upon all other broskis to make them feel better.
21. Broski's DO NOT say "legit". Any broski who is caught saying "legit" will face indefinite suspension.
22. Snitches get stitches.
Broskiette Sophia: "Hey fellow Broski! Have you been respecting people today?"
Broski Tristan: : "Absolutely Broskiette! Have you been reading your bro-ble?"
Broskiette Sophia: "Every day, Broski!"
Broski Tristan: : "Absolutely Broskiette! Have you been reading your bro-ble?"
Broskiette Sophia: "Every day, Broski!"
by No Capes October 15, 2020
Get the Broskiette mug.Term given to "friends" by tall skinny white acne ridden teens who wear extremely tight pants with leather belts and guitar picks glued to them who typically wear very tight Motley Crue and or Jimi Hendrix or any other classic rock band T-Shirt for that matter.Walks with a fake swagger and pretends to act hard when his "friends" diss his sorry pathetic ass. In addition they give themselves names of washed up rockers from the 80's.
by Med Man April 26, 2006
Get the broskie mug.A group of really REALLY close guy friends. Typically in the range of 7th-12th grade. They are the most popular boys at the school, and usually have two really close female friends. broskette. The alpha is usually tall, really nice, really attractive, and really funny. There is also typically a short, chubby, spazzy one that the rest of the group likes to poke fun at. Then there's the slightly shy, adorable one, who is really fun and outgoing if you get to know him. And last but not least, there's always the seemingly innocent, but dirty minded one. Everyone wants to know/be friends with this group. They usually sit at their own special table, with their broskettes. One broskette is usually short, and very pretty, but shy, while the other is tall, and funny, with a fantastic personality.
New Kid: Hey, man, those guys look pretty cool.
Danny: Naw man, you can't hang with them. They're the broskies.
New Kid: Oh, well who are those girls?
Danny: Oh, Lily and Stella? They're the broskettes.
New Kid: And who's the tall one?
Danny: That's the alpha broskie, Matthew.
New Kid: And the short one?
Danny: That's Ethan.
New Kid: How about that one?
Danny: Oh, that's Wyatt. He's really cool, if you get to know him.
New Kid: And HIM?
Danny: That's Joe. His dirty jokes are the best!
New Kid: Wow, they seem pretty cool.
Danny: Yeah, man. They've got swag.
Danny: Naw man, you can't hang with them. They're the broskies.
New Kid: Oh, well who are those girls?
Danny: Oh, Lily and Stella? They're the broskettes.
New Kid: And who's the tall one?
Danny: That's the alpha broskie, Matthew.
New Kid: And the short one?
Danny: That's Ethan.
New Kid: How about that one?
Danny: Oh, that's Wyatt. He's really cool, if you get to know him.
New Kid: And HIM?
Danny: That's Joe. His dirty jokes are the best!
New Kid: Wow, they seem pretty cool.
Danny: Yeah, man. They've got swag.
by mybroskiesforlife October 11, 2011
Get the broskies mug.A fag or homo-sexual guy who loves beer and thinks he is "Doing it" when he is not. They also like country music aka red neck music and most likely are on a baseball team. For more information look up gay.
by bro_skie March 28, 2009
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