broadband penis

Premature ejaculation. When connected to a portal, download only takes a few seconds

Paula: How was it with Bagsy last night?

Sarah: Bloody useless. The guy has broadband penis, so it was over as soon it started

by CAMRA man July 3, 2011

Broadband Bundle

A slang word for a homosexual.

Jake: Have you seen that new teacher, he's such a broadband bundle.
Josh: Yeah he's so bent.

by JakeB_YT December 5, 2018

Broadband Hell

The place where Internet connection quality (coverage, speed, and stability) is extremely abysmal.

Indon, U$A, and €urope, whether if it's part of EU or not are the examples of broadband hell.
In AmeriKKKunt, the Internet coverage is extremely low
In €urope, even horse can send message faster than the chatting apps
Indon-NIGGA? Whoa, it's the worst of AmeriKKKunt and €urope in one

by Sir. B November 27, 2021

broadband download

a massive bowel movement, usually describing one of the largest in your life.

dude, that was definitely a broadband download.

by joe January 14, 2004

b&m broadband

Based on the UK store name b&m bargains, popular for being cheap and "jippo" saying someone has "b&m broadband" states they have a rubbish connection and a cheap internet,
mainly when playing on a video game and lagging.

rob: omg harry you have b&m broadband
harry: not my fault its lagging

by karok123 May 2, 2010

national broadband network

An internet project thought up by the Labour Party of Australia, where Fibre Optic cable was used to connect Australia to the internet. Soon though was ruined by a dickhead by the name of Malcolm Turnbull who said we didn't need fibre and instead recycled the old copper internet.

The National Broadband Network is a piece of shit.

by 123456789ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUV May 30, 2017

earthlink broadband

GAYEST PIECE OF CRAP CONNECTION EVER. IF I COULD HAVE THE CHOICE OF BEING PUT IN JAIL AND RAPED BY 10 50 YEAR OLD MEN NAMED JOE or TO GET EARTHLINK BROADBAND I WOULD WANT TO GOTO JAIL AND GET RAPED BY 10 50 YEAR OLD MEN NAMED JOE. (I'm not gay btw)

Hey I just took a crap in the toilet, wanna see?

Yeah sure, omg wtf is that crap it's the gayest thing i've ever seen it looks like shit it has corn in it.

Yeah it's earthlink broadband!!!!

by My aim SN is DJ V3X im me so i can be your friend August 6, 2003