An artistically
useless pop singer who relied on the "naughty Catholic schoolgirl" image to skyrocket her to fame, and even claimed to be virginal and pure, before going all slut on
America and producing millions of pre-teen skanks. She is now married to
America's number one wigger. (See Kevin Federline.)
Friend: Remember when we used to own Britney
Spears dolls?
Me: Yeah, but then we got
brains,
cut off all the dolls' hair, and dismembered the damn things.