the Brimley

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez but different. Here's how: the Woman prepares herself with herbal laxatives beforehand. After performing anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and applies a dripping mustache to the woman using the side of the penis. If done properly, the woman should have a large mustache resembling that of oatmeal salesman Wilfred Brimley. Also sometimes referred to as the Wilfred or the Dirty Brimley

John performed the Brimley on Mary. or Dan performed the Brimley on Jeff (gay).

by Traci 78 May 30, 2006

wilford brimley

to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.

me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"

you: "yeah?"

me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."

by erik f. neumann January 10, 2008

wilford brimley

When a girl makes a guy unkowningly go down on her whilst she has a yeast infection. The key is that the guy is unaware.

I pulled a Wilford Brimley on that guy last night.

by Interns August 6, 2003

wilfred brimley

When a guy cums on his partners upper lip in a way that resembles Wilfred Brimleys mustache.

Boy did the old lady lady that Wilfred Brimley like a champ last night.

by DirtyLungs July 12, 2015

Brown Brimley

When a mustached man motorboats your ass cheeks while saying "BRRRIIIMMMLEEYYY!"

"I just got a Brown Brimley. It was really weird at first, but I got used to the mustache tickling my balloon knot."

by Shenaniganz13 September 21, 2016

Wilford Brimley

n. a cocktail; an Arnold Palmer with 2 dashes of bitters

Fix me up an Arnold Palmer..... no, wait! Make it a Wilford Brimley!

by ukilledthecat July 18, 2020

Wilford Brimley

Perhaps best known for his mustache and commercials for diabetes testing supplies from Liberty Medical, he also promoted Quaker Oats and acted in several films, starring in 'Cocoon' and acting alongside Tom Cruise in 'The Firm.' He was a great man.

Good morning, I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus.

by Dizzler420 July 13, 2021