Pulling a Branson

When you go out you can’t help but naturally blow it

Pulling a Branson: ordering 50 vegas bombs and ending the night with a scraggly 6

by Colorado69_420 February 4, 2020

The Dirty Branson

When a man engages in a menage a trois with 2 females and adorns a strap-on dildo backwards (so the dildo is coming out from his back/ass). The man procedes to have sex with both females simulataneously, as he gyrates forward and backwards, both females are stimulated by the single male.

1. Ben: Dude, did you hear that Chris did the Dirty Branson last night?

Dan: Yeah man, but my question is this? Why does he own a strap-on?

2. Vanessa: I want to partake in a threesome, but I feel like most guys don't have the ability to keep both girls satisfied.

Hannah: Why don't you just convince the guy to do the Dirty Branson?

by RPotter December 15, 2006

Branson

A branson is someone who keeps god close to heart, understands things. Always able to make people laugh. The class clown in the best way. One of the most cutest guys around. Cares about everyone even if they don’t know him. You will never see branson not wearing camouflaged crocs

Have you seen the cute guy over there?
Yeah that’s Branson

by Nit today bulldog September 14, 2019

branson

a series of clones that all wear glasses

hey you have glasses, you're a Branson

by beanworm March 5, 2020

Brandyn Dougan

Brandyn Dougan is a 19 year old drummer who was formerly in a band called 'Call Me Anything' from Boston. Was on tour. He is leaving for college. He was the drummer. He's half Japanese, half Irish. Pretty amazing. Cute, adorable. Everything a fan-girl wants.

Fan Girl #1: Wow, Brandyn Dougan is a great drummer.

Fan Girl #2: Yeah! He's cute, and smart. Ahhh, if only CMA could come to Canada...

Fan Girl #3: True, but Brandyn won't be with them. He's leaving for college *frowny face*

by xkimmiiz August 23, 2011

Brandyn

Unique, Unusual, and completely outside the norm.

That Guy Has Got To Be Brandyn, He's Out There!

by Figgy Pie October 17, 2008

bransonitis

N. Chronic non-fatal illness proposed to be caused by close contact with an ugly or diseased looking person.

Colloquialism - Originally coined from contracting severe flu from contact with a person named Branson.

"Dude, I have Bransonitis", "Who did you catch that Bransonitis from?"

by dudehigh5 March 31, 2008