brandon’s mom

cunt

“I wouldn’t want to be brandon’s mom, because she is very gay, and i’m not gay.”

by christian pryor likes children February 15, 2018

Brando Surprise

When the ghost of Marlon Brando haunts you at your local Wal-Mart by shoving hot dogs down your pants.

"I was accused of shoplifting hot dogs at Wal-Mart today but it was really a Brando Surprise!

by pfi July 14, 2016

Brandon s

You know who your are Brandon. U a bitch

Brandon s is a bitch

by The one and only Borat September 11, 2020

Brandon’s Dog

When you think you’re boyfriends dog is actually your dog.

Every post she makes is with Brandon’s dog.

by Brandon’sMyDad November 23, 2021

Brandon’s Dog

When you think your boyfriends dog is actually your dog.

I take Brandon’s dog everywhere with me.

Everything I post is with Brandon’s dog.

by Brandon’sMyDad November 23, 2021

Awesome (brandon’s definition)

An adjective used to express affection and attraction toward an amazing woman when the user is kinda sorta bad expressing affection and attraction in normal ways.

Hey, (insert name) you’re really awesome (brandon’s definition) .....(loaded with hidden meaning)

by JustB November 17, 2020

admiral's brandy

A furtive, illicit alcoholic drink. The term stems from the case of British Admiral Nelson, whose corpse was pickled, in brandy, after dying at sea & sparking rumours that his men would drink from the barrel.

"Son, don't tell your mother, but let's have a sip of the ol' Admiral's Brandy"

by giraffe-o January 12, 2009