Brainstipated/Brainstipation

when your brain and soul suffer from severe emotional constipation and/or diarrhoea

oh no im Brainstipated/Brainstipation

"Daddy? i think ive got brainstipation." - said daughter "oh no let me help you" - said daddy

by DADDY 😏🍆 March 23, 2021

Bryanitis

A condition where one embraces being a monke; both physically and mentally.

Person 1: Did you here about the latest Bryanitis epidemic

Person 2 (with Bryanitis): oohoohaahaah

by taewithkookie March 22, 2023

Braditis

An extremely contagious, fast moving parasitic virus that moves from one host to another. This parasite is a predator who feeds off the host mentally, emotionally, physically and financially. Ridding oneself of this parasite is no easy feat due to the fact that the host has no idea they have been infected until it's too late. One must starve this parasite until it detaches and finds another host to feed off of.

Avoid self loathing narcissists or you come down with a bad case of Braditis.

by Your Poltergeist August 24, 2023

Bhainitis

The point where you only disconnect in a computer game during the important parts, ie boss fights, flag carrying.

Bhain had bhainitis while tanking Ragnaros, when all the rest of the tanks were dead.

by Bruce k-g September 24, 2006

Brantism

To make up a definition or story when one doesn't know the real answer or truth. "To baffle with baloney".

Do you really know what you're talking about, or is that a Brantism?

by Beli September 19, 2006

Brainis

Has a penis for a brain

You are a brainis
You have a brainis for a brain

by Noonzy May 20, 2008

Braditis

Incurable disease, a gut- wrenching feeling you get when you can't think of anything but Brad.

I need to study, but my Braditis is acting up today.

by kakalina September 28, 2009