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barditis

the condition whereof a person cannot stop inadvertently rhyming, or speaking and writing in iambic pentameter
>"are you going to the store? toilet paper, we need more"
"you're doing it again, honey"
>"what do you mean? Is it something obscene?"
"i told you if you do the rhyming again going to divorce you Steve"
>"but Barditis is from what i suffer, i know our love is getting tougher, but please bear wi.."
"i'll just go to the store myself"
by spatula007 July 2, 2023
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Bendyitis

Bendyitis refers to experiencing significant physical and mental exhaustion as a result of excessive alcohol consumption over a short period, typically a weekend or "bender". This often manifests in symptoms such as fatigue, headache, nausea, dehydration, and overall malaise. It can lead to genuine sickness when the body's immune system becomes compromised due to the excessive alcohol intake, making one more susceptible to infections and illnesses.
After the stag, several members of the wedding party were struck down with severe case of Bendyitis.
by naceik April 2, 2024
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