bowling
bowling by atootechnical2 February 26, 2011
bowling
Robber: What the fuck this?
The dude: Obviously, you're not a golfer.
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Walter: Fuck it, let's go bowling.
The dude: Obviously, you're not a golfer.
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Walter: Fuck it, let's go bowling.
bowling by Sander Ginn November 13, 2007
Bowling
1) The activity you do after you've done everything else
2) The lazy man's sport
3) The germaphobe's nightmare
2) The lazy man's sport
3) The germaphobe's nightmare
"There are two types of people who go bowling: there are the people that really, really love bowling, and then there are the people that are like 'wouldn't it be hysterical if we went bowling?'"
"Well, we could go bowling...or we could just hang ourselves..."
"Oh, you went bowling? Glad I couldn't make it."
"If you're sweating while you're bowling, you're out of shape. And if you're out of shape and you're bowling, you're probably a professional bowler."
"Here, put on these moist shoes ten thousand people have worn, and stick your fingers in these dirty holes. Now you have the flu."
-Jim Gaffigan
"Well, we could go bowling...or we could just hang ourselves..."
"Oh, you went bowling? Glad I couldn't make it."
"If you're sweating while you're bowling, you're out of shape. And if you're out of shape and you're bowling, you're probably a professional bowler."
"Here, put on these moist shoes ten thousand people have worn, and stick your fingers in these dirty holes. Now you have the flu."
-Jim Gaffigan
Bowling by aaargh i am not a pirate April 23, 2011
Bowling
Bowling
Bowling by OnelargeKobe October 11, 2016
Bowling
When someone is laying down on their stomach, and one goes behind the person laying down and acts like the persons ass is a bowling ball and you stick your middle finger in their ass
Bowling by lmaohahahaahah May 25, 2020
Bowling
A game that when planned on being played, almost always results in spending an evening in a bedroom playing Apples to Apples instead.
Bowling by IAmBaggadonuts July 25, 2015