Becoming so withdrawn from everything you soon become bored of your own boredom. Soon after entering the mythical land of bordo-boredom you start to dissapear into a dark and lifeless abyss. Bordo-boredom can be cured by 3 methods.(1) finding something to do, (2) aquiring a steak knife and plunging it 1-2 inches into your wrists/ankles,(3)or by taking two pills of oxycotin an hour before going to sleep.
When I was bored I went through the recycling bin and started coloring over pieces of paper, but once I went into a state of bordo-boredom I simply laid on the ground and let a lawn mower run me over.
by Neptune tOnIcAl January 17, 2009
Get the bordo-boredom mug.When someone eats a sandwich made with cheap white bread, and afterwards, the bread fills in the spaces/gaps between their teeth. Making it look like their teeth have been bondo'ed over. The person never knows it, but everyone they talk to notices.
DUDE: Yo man, did you see, I bet Greg had a Wonderbread sandwich for lunch.
MAN: How do you know?
DUDE: You didn't see? When he was talking, his teeth were all bread bondo'ed over. I was so distracted, I don't even know what he was saying
MAN: Bread bondo.... Gross!
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MAN: How do you know?
DUDE: You didn't see? When he was talking, his teeth were all bread bondo'ed over. I was so distracted, I don't even know what he was saying
MAN: Bread bondo.... Gross!
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Q: So you went to Bowdoin, huh?
A: Why the hell would I go anywhere else?
Q: How many kegs did you throw?
A: Daily or weekly?
Q: What?! don't know that...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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A: Daily or weekly?
Q: What?! don't know that...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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