black boobies

The things I watch every night before I go to bed.

When black boobies sleep, I sleep

by donnnnn December 13, 2013

Standard Boozing

Widely accepted as being a massive lash-up in which serious and possibly unacceptable amounts of alcohol are consumed; almost always for the enjoyment of others and in most (but not all) cases, the consumer themselves.

A) "This night looks like it has potential to be raucous. Standard boozing is in order to keep the night in check."

B) 'John': "Plans for this evening?"
'Tim': "Standard boozing"

by lashdog March 31, 2013

Bonzi Buddy

A stupid spyware-program that shows a purple monkey talking to you in the same voice as the WindowsME verbal help tool. Usually downloaded by retarded little kids using the computer while mommy and daddy are away. When they get home, mommy kills the monkey with Ad-Aware and daddy kills the little kid's ass with a board.

"You little shit - you downloaded Bonzi Buddy again!?! Shut up - I don't care how cute he is - I'm gonna beat your ass!!!"

by Joe August 3, 2003

boobies

The best damn things since peanut butter.

They bounce and jiggle and warm and squishey! Boobies, the most wonderful things of all.

by Bryan Cook February 27, 2003

Boobie Zoo

Confining your breasts with a bra so long that they start to feel like animals in the zoo.

Michele was anticipating that amazing moment at the end of the day when she could relax, put her hair down, put on her sweats and the unbelievable euphoric feeling when she removed her boobie zoo.

by KillerAZ November 29, 2011

Special Boobie Place

A place where women.. and in some special cases men.. can hold small items such as I.D.'s, cell phones, credit cards, cash, and other nessary items for bars or special outtings. Usually the place is between the brest and bra cup or can be held under the bra strap

Girl 1 " I don't klnow where to carry my I.D. and cash. I don't have pockets"

Girl 2 "Put it in your Special Boobie Place."

by chickgirl2004 July 24, 2009

man boobies

boobies belonging to a man, generally in the possession of super pea

CAUTION: the sight of man boobies can often cause vomit.

by prancing charlie April 28, 2005