Boonis

A person, generally going to be a jacked dude who works out every day and goes to the gym. Although he does that, he is most likely going to be a simp, going back to his ex even though she is below his league. He will also come out as gay and turns other people, including his Ex, gay.
Bro I want to start hitting the gym but I don’t wanna be a Boonis.
by Edgeworth Masked March 17, 2020
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boonie

n: 1) usu "the boonies;" an area far from human development. 2) a soft wide-brimmed military hat usually worn in hot weather; also "boonie hat."
1) Don't bother coming out here since I live in the boonies.
2) Boonies are popular with American troops in the desert and American civilians in the outdoors.
by MaxBrains November 08, 2004
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boonie

- a human who is greatly loved by another
- a sweet name that you call your sweetheart by .
- an affectionate term
Ruman, you are my boonie! I love you!
by meowmeowster January 04, 2009
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boonie

Diving around in the middle of nowhere in order to smoke pot.
The dorm's smoke detector forced us to go on a boonie last night.

I thought the cops were following me on that boonie last night...turns out I'm just paranoid.
by Sarah_H November 24, 2007
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boonis

The buttocks, though sometimes not literally.
Well tickle my boonis!
by Ham T. Sandwich April 07, 2009
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boonies

A podunk area of the state in which usually nothing, not even shit, happens. Usually near a swampy land area - Which makes it a good place to lure crabs using slabs of raw meat tied to strings and a net to scoop them up with.
A: Argh! I can't believe I'm stuck out in the boonies this early in the morning.
b: Well, you agreed to join me in catching crabs which we must get started on before the sun comes up.
by Vernon Conan Chan January 04, 2005
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boonie

Someone who is able to ingest large quantities of alcohol and still function. (After David Boon, an Australian cricketer who drank 42 cans of beer on a flight to London)
He's done a boonie. He's drunk the bar dry.
by luke October 05, 2003
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