Boon

(!) A derogatory exclamation made to express revulsion or disappointment to a person who's acting like a 14-year old boy.

Person#1: "OMG PLZ!!!!11 HAXX0RZ!! UR SUCH A NOOB!!
Person#2: "Boon."

by Eirik Jakobsen July 18, 2003

Boon

Pulling a 'Boon' is when you show the qualities such as being unnaturally punctual, Massively impatient, asking more questions than a toddler, sniffing more drugs than humanly possible and under the delusion he/she sorts everyone out. They also suffer in finding value in things they don't understand.

Potential 'Booner' A: "Hurry the fuck up i've waited more a minute - I'm gonna leave you here if you don't hurry up. I need to pick up, So how much longer you gonna' be? How much longer?"

Potential 'Booner' B: "Mate, give me some of that... No?... I always sort you out!"

Potential 'Booner' C: "Whats that?... A can opener... what do you need that for?"

by Wish I was Booner November 22, 2011

Boon

A massive noob. Worse than a noob.

You are such a boon

by Stoneyjunior February 18, 2015

Boon

The Shrewsbury term defining a cigarette, could be referred to as boonage, or boontime.

Alright mate got any boons?

by BDE6 July 17, 2011

Boon

N00b spelled backwards?

n00b00n00b00n00b00n!11!11ONE

by Uh Huh... October 13, 2003

Boon

To smell of the underside of a flaccid penis..

Kieron is booning
Tome is the King of Boon

by Dr Billy December 15, 2003

Boon

A mischevious, yet very squishy, lovable thing. An incredibly endearing term geared towards babies. Can be used along with other words, such as: boon head, booner, booney ahead or boonsmom.

You are such a BOON head!! Come here, BOONER. Don't do that, BOON! I Love you baby BOON.

by boonsmom July 05, 2010