boogeyman

When a single person, or a group of people hide under the bed while another party takes part in sexual activity. In most cases, the guy is aware of what is taking place, while the girl is completely oblivious.

My girlfriend is coming to my room. You guys should boogeyman us while we have sex.

by murdamurda January 29, 2010

Da Boogeyman

The act of doing the Boogeyman is having someone hide under the bed while his friend gets his freak on with a chick on top of the bed. The person under the bed is considered "Boogeyman" and he must not be seen or caught by the unexpected victim(being the girl), but he is allowed to cop a feel if felt necessary while under the bed.

Jesse, "Damn son, I was just doin Da Boogeyman for like an hour while Jimmy was doin his thang like a damn champ..."

by Troy Coomer November 17, 2007

Boogeyman

One who attempts to pick their nose secretly and doesn't know that someone can see them. And then they eat it.

"OMG BRO! I just saw Russ pulling a boogeyman! He gobbled that think up like."

by Destructive Fruit March 4, 2009

Boogeyman

When you try to get up from a long day in a sitting position, and your legs give-way, resulting in you needing medical care.

Usually derived from gamers of FPS's and MMORPG's

"Hey jay had a boogeyman lastnight after playing 10 hours straight of WoW"

"Man i had to work overtime this weekend and i nearly had a boogeyman"

by C. Balaban December 30, 2007

boogeymanning

The act of being in the closet, but everyone knows and it is just creepy

Bill: Dude why doesn't Bob just come out already?

John: I know right, he is totally boogeymanning

by twankastings November 18, 2011

Boogeyman

Bogeyman is a type of mythic creature used by adults to frighten children into good behavior. Bogeymen have no specific appearance and conceptions vary drastically by household and culture, but they are most commonly depicted as masculine or androgynous monsters that punish children for misbehavior.

You better sleep now or the
Boogeyman will kill you!
Son: something's at my window
Mom!

The mother rushed to the son's room

She never saw her son again...

by Unknown 105 March 27, 2022

Boogeyman

A mans kink to eat to other soulmates boogers

Yum yum mama lemme nibble on them good greens rawr im the boogeyman

by The booogeyman March 25, 2023