Gootch slapping against the perineum - the perineum
may be male or female, but key to this
definition is the role of A) the slapping action, and B) presence of the
Gooch.
Prince Charles to
Camila (c. early 1990's): "Oh Darling! I just want to take my
PUD and spray my
salty, Brit-sea Chum all over your adorably puckered Booch."