bonkey

(like wonky or donkey, but with a b)

adjective describing something, someone, or some place that is somehow off or wrong.

indicates that something is shady, suspicious, scuffed, broken, or generally a bit fucked.

"oh, mate, this place is feeling a bit bonkey."

"yeah, mate, i don't feel very safe in this sex dungeon anymore."

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"the hot water in the house is a bit bonkey so you'll have to fuck around with the boiler to get it to work."

by ludadrisc April 3, 2021

Bonkey

The act in which a black male wants to be a rhinestone cowboy. They like to take the horse down to old town road

Damn that bonkey is really going after that calf

by Muftastic July 16, 2021

Bonkey

A term used to define the act of self pleasure whilst taking a shit on the toilet

Damn, I really enjoyed that bonkey this morning.

by Bonkey123 November 19, 2021

Bonkey

A bonkey is a word createed by Ramez Elabed. Bonkey can be used to refer to uneducated, stupid, annoying, morally wrong, individuals.

NPC: I failed the math test.
Ramez: You a straight bonkey.

by zainnnnnnnnnn September 6, 2022

Bonkey

The guy who’s just… there. Exists ig

"Bonkey in chat? cool"

by Nichevillian November 23, 2025

Bonkey Dalls

You mean to say Donkey Balls, but are so fed up with your best friends girlfriend. it comes out Bonkey Dalls.

This trip sucks Bonkey Dalls.

by scissorfight February 18, 2010

bonkey donk

inverted chili dog}.

You eat bonkey donk.

by David Lemarr July 30, 2008