bowfinger

A person who is a disgrace to all humanity. A person who lacks intelligence and/or success with the ladies. Also see noob and narb.

That bowfinger sucks my balls.

by Austin Sheffield March 1, 2005

Bowfinger

A hand gesture - the index finger is rubbed across the thumb nail as the thumb rests on the side of the second finger.Looks like a tiny violin ("playing a symphony just for you") The meaning is one of insincere sympathy - such as "awww .....poor you" or "how sad" . Used to denote someone as "sad" in an insincere or derogatory way.

"What a bowfinger" "She/he is true bowfinger"

by glitch93 August 29, 2012

bagfingers

Putting bags on your fingers so you can do the superstar pose

Stephanie and Katie's bagfingers make them the center of attention at every party.

by S & K superstars May 26, 2007

bowlfinger cum foofer

the bowling alley slut. a man masturbates into a bowling ball and the girl, working behind the pins, sucks the cum out the ball

Bram couldn't get any action so he went to the bowlfinger cum foofer.

Josh: Bram should try to felsh the foof from Danielle.

Dan: Fuck that shit yo. He gonna go to the bowlfinger cum foofer.

Bram: Boi

by theoriginalbramasarus April 15, 2009

bowfinger

(adj.) a verb originated in Miami, describing someone who is absolutly THE greatest example of perfection.

(n.) 1. Pimp. 2.Owner of Austin Sheffield

Also see pimp and balla

(adj.) Damn...that guy's so bowfinger.

(n.) What a Bowfinger.

by The One and Only Bowfinger March 1, 2005

Bongineering

The act of contriving a bong out of Misc. parts.

Dude 1: "No bong dude? Well it looks we could use this for a downstem, and that bottle over there... we will need some bubblegum and a lighter too... Uhh You got any weed so we can try this out?"

Dude 2 : "uhh... No, I thought you had weed..."
Dude 1: "well we are going to have to find someone with some green to test out this feat of Bongineering."

by Iam a fart in the wind August 23, 2011