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Mr. Bonar

Teacher at DeLaura Middle School.
Got a DUI and fucking loves Ohio even though it’s not even real smh.
Student 1: hey can I see your schedule?
Student 2: yeah I hope we got a class together
Student 1: aww fuck yeah we have Mr. Bonar together
Student 2: Mr. Boner? What the fuck
by Mr bonar DUI February 25, 2020
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Sonar Bonar

A boner capable of detecting nearby genitalia via a method of clacking ball sounds.
I was so horny, but thankfully, my sonar bonar led me to the closest prostitute.

My asian buddy got lost in the forest, but thanks to my sonar bonar, I found him by looking for the smallest genitals in the area.
by KillerEXE November 28, 2013
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Leopold Bonar

The cat who poses for many "lolcat" pictures. Also known as the sexiest cat ever, and is known for producing very many children with random women across the world. His voice sounds rather similar to that of Darren Criss.
Girl: "Did you see Leopold Bonar's latest photoshoot?"
Guy: "Yeah, it was sexy!"
by HarryFreakin'Potter May 16, 2011
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Cap bonar

a name referring to a student a Philips Academy in Andover, MA
A person who lives in Andover or goes to public school in Andover could scream out the window " CAP BONAR!"
by photomang June 30, 2009
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College Board

A greedy, monopolistic corporation that abuses and inflicts pain on students everywhere by writing their idea of college entrance exams and charging them a shitload of money for it. The most disgusting part of this is that the college board essentially profits off of the torture and abuse of these kids who are literally working themselves to death.
prostitute - a woman who sells sex for money

college board victim - a student who gives in to the sadistic abuse and demands of the college board in order to get a college education
by college board victim January 14, 2013
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baby on board

When you have to drop a massive deuce but you hold it in until you get home or find a cleaner or more private bathroom to use. It feels like you are temporarily with child. Thus, you've got a "baby on board."
If you got a baby on board, here' s what to do: walk briskly, drive safely, and set yourself free in the privacy of your own home.
by Ae5Ea8 April 2, 2015
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Geezer's-board

A chat forum set up exclusively for Gary's benefit and use.
How dare anyone else post on it.
This is Geezer's-board. Don't you dare have an opinion on it!
by Steve Parrot January 1, 2009
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