Napoleon Bonaparte 

French midget who has some MASSIVE male camel toe in every portrait that has been painted of him.

"Napoleon Bonaparte wore his pants up to his fucking armpits, creating some terrible male camel toe. His balls must have been in constant pain. No wonder he was such a douchebag.

Napoleon Bonaparte by yousuckpenis January 14, 2010

Napoleon Bonaparte 

The only reason this guy took over all of Europe and be French at the same time was because he was short. It took all of his normal height to counteract the French brand of cowardice.

Hey look at the short person.
Shutup, you retard. I'ma goanna take over the world like my brother Napoleon Bonaparte did. Short people for the win!

Napoleon Bonaparte by Vanish29 March 12, 2008