bludgeon

beat, pummel, usually with a large hard object.

Then this kid tried to steal my decks; so I bludgeoned him to death with one of my Tech 1200's.

by Sinepunk Macgyver June 30, 2003

Bludwin

From the slang "blud" but longer

Bludwin thinks he can pay the bills!

by Batkingg July 12, 2023

Bloody Bludgeon

The action of having sex with a girl on her period and, subsequently, slapping her on the forehead with your, now blood covered, penis. This action causes the girl to look like she was brutally bludgeoned, but, in fact, has just engaged in some good ol' fashioned fun.

"Did you see those pics of Sylvia?! She looked like she got her head bashed in!!"
"No way man, she was just given the old bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."

by DirtySan December 7, 2009

bludfahrt

1. a case of diareah so explosive that your anus bleeds
2. an awesome, yet-to-be death metal band
3. when having anal intercourse the female lets go a most potent expulsion of gas and bodily fluids

1. DUDE i had a monster bludfahrt last nite; my anus is still sore and i wont be able to deficate for the next three weeks

2. hey man i saw Bludfahrt in concert last nite and they straight up rocked; the drummer had himself a bludfahrt on his floor tom

3. BRAh! my chick had a bludfahrt last nite all over me; im still trying to clean off the smell, i took a chemical-garlic bath

by Steven Pachowski January 6, 2008

Bold Will Hold

A simple phrase to explain the superiority of traditional style tattoos versus complex new school designs over time. It refers to the fact that a simple design with a nice bold outline, like Sailor Jerry or Amund Dietzel designs, will hold up over time much better than a piece with tiny intricate lines cramped together.

Guy 1: "how old is that rose tattoo"

Guy 2: "bout 20 years give or take."

Guy 1: "Damn, it still looks relatively new."

Guy 2: "Well, Bold Will Hold."

by jim schmeckshner October 3, 2013

bludger

Aussie slang for a lazy person.

A boss would say "get back to work you lazy bludgers!!"

by bread infection October 23, 2005

Bold

To describe one who has revealed one's self to multiple enemies with a friendly greeting.

You're a bold one, General Kenobi

by Representative Binks June 3, 2018