blurt

a noise made by blowing air out ones mouth and allowing ones lips to flap making a raspberry or whoopie cushion noise

i blurted at a baby on the tram today, his mum and the other passengers thought i was odd but me and the little guy knew it was funny.

by div April 16, 2007

Blurts

Children who say racially and religiously insensitive things by mistake.

Some Blurts shout out, "Look, she's having a baby," when encountering someone with a weight problem.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

blurt

the need to exit a situation

i was walkin innocently da other day enjoyin a nice stroll in da park n then suddenly beyond da bushe i c...oh my god...wt the fuk?!..60 yr old ho getin it on wit my homeboy. BLURT one time

by 21 August 6, 2003

blurt

When a male ejaculates in a comedy fashion. ALSO: the term can be used to describe a foolish person.

"Dude, I'm about to blurt"

"Hey blurt, where's me ganj?!"

by Monkeybuttpadje February 17, 2003

blurt

Can be used in place of the word blast or go

give us a wee blurt.

by TheWorx December 10, 2008

blurt

See snatch

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

Blurt Buse

A game played EXCLUSIVELY AND SPECIFICALLY in Boston hotels, where you may find various penis pillows. The object of the game is to NOT get both a "Blurt" and a "Buse". In order to obtain either a "Blurt" or a "Buse", one must have thrown the penis pillow, and have it land horizontally, and not vertically. Upon received a "Blurt Buse", one must throw the penis pillow at the hotel room door and touch the thermostat located near the door. There is no real way to win the game, and it is most commonly played for shits 'n' giggles.

Dude, the next time we all go to Boston again, we are SO playing Blurt Buse!

by Wweeeeee November 12, 2009